Its Good For You
Hydrogen sulfide, the stuff that puts the smell in farts, is actually good for you. So claims a study by the University of Exeter. So the next time your spouse or significant other subjects you to a 'dutch oven' just know its because they love you!
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Comments
Anybody not know what a dutch oven is? Its when your partner holds your head under the covers and farts. (and laughs!) :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/12/14 at 08:17 PM
Wow, That was a lot of work for that biochemist just to excuse a little fart!
I prefer "crop-dusting" my targets.
That is,
1.Pick a target engaged in loud, stationary activity like playing a noisy video game.
2.Approach them on a pretext that will allow you to linger momentarily like seeing if they want a drink or snack etc.
3.When there is enough cover noise, FART!
4.Evauate the area!
5.Hilarity ensues! :lol: :coolsmile:
I prefer "crop-dusting" my targets.
That is,
1.Pick a target engaged in loud, stationary activity like playing a noisy video game.
2.Approach them on a pretext that will allow you to linger momentarily like seeing if they want a drink or snack etc.
3.When there is enough cover noise, FART!
4.Evauate the area!
5.Hilarity ensues! :lol: :coolsmile:
Posted by Tyrusguy on 07/12/14 at 10:04 PM
Bet I know who you do that to Ty. :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/13/14 at 12:32 AM
Ty, ya gotta learn to sneak'em out then you can wait for some hapless 3rd dude(tte) to linger near and blame him/her.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/13/14 at 12:32 AM
A sigh, tis but a spout of wind,
...coming from the heart.
But should it take a downward course,
...Tis often called a fart.
To fart it is a pleasure',
...It gives the bowels ease.
It scents and warms the bed clothes.
... and suffocates the fleas!
...coming from the heart.
But should it take a downward course,
...Tis often called a fart.
To fart it is a pleasure',
...It gives the bowels ease.
It scents and warms the bed clothes.
... and suffocates the fleas!
Posted by BMN on 07/13/14 at 12:33 AM
That's great BMN! Here's the only fart poem I know-
Here I sit broken hearted,
tried to sh!t and only farted.
Here I sit broken hearted,
tried to sh!t and only farted.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/13/14 at 12:41 AM
Sorry, Tony, but no matter how bold you get you'll not press your site's URL here.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/06/14 at 09:30 AM
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