jack blurton

Your Daily Jury Duty
[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
Jack Blurton might have been illegally carrying a knife and a grenade at Groggy's Bar in Mesa, Ariz. (but, y'know, maybe he was framed). KTAR Radio (Phoenix)
     Posted By: Chuck - Wed Oct 29, 2008
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It's hard to tell if those are tears of guilt over what he did or he's crying because he's been wrongly accused. Screw it...guilty!! Better safe then sorry.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/29/08 at 07:54 AM
Is that a mid-tazering action shot?
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/29/08 at 08:08 AM
Looks like he's still being tazed! Guilty.

But I'm more interestd in the mug shot of the chick in the cow suit: Allen was arrested Sept. 27, 2008 after she allegedly impeded traffic, urinated on a neighbor's porch and chased children while wearing a cow suit

It's kinda hard to deny doing that when you're ARRESTED wearing a cow suit. Who are you going to blame it on then? The Chik-fil-a cows??
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/29/08 at 09:35 AM
KW - Didn't that picture come up on WU before? Yes it did. Check it out.


http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/permalink/cow_costumed_woman_chases_children/
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/29/08 at 09:44 AM
Maybe we need to ask WHERE he was being tazed when the shot was taken.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/29/08 at 10:10 AM
He's guilty. The crazy screaming face gives it away every time.

Also on that page: Kookie the clown. Apparently she stole 300,000 (or 500,000) from an elderly woman. What a naughty clown.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 10/29/08 at 11:14 AM
That page is a whole laughter yoga class!
Posted by BikerPuppy on 10/29/08 at 11:19 AM
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