jeffrey mitchell

Your Daily Jury Duty
[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
Jeffrey Mitchell was arrested on drug charges in Middleburg, Fla. (just south of Jacksonville). Now, just because he is the 225-yr-old vampire named Draven does not mean he's guilty of the drug charges. FirstCoastNews.com (Jacksonville)

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Posted By: Chuck - Mon Sep 01, 2008
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Mug shot only: Guilty
After reading the story: The only thing this guy is guilty of is allowing this woman into his life! She's the one that's nuts!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/02/08 at 01:20 AM

I'd like to see a shot of this woman as well - bet she's a looker (yes, that's sarcasm)

Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/02/08 at 08:23 AM

Actually, Big Gary, "true" vampires don't burst into flames in sunlight (unlike those of us with too much Irish/Scottish blood!). That idea began with the movie Nosferatu.

BikerPuppy (who watches waaaay too much History Channel)

Posted by BikerPuppy on 09/02/08 at 02:09 PM

How do you know you don't? Until they grin or bite you, you may not know the difference. (Unless you're wearing garlic suntan lotion.)

Posted by BikerPuppy on 09/02/08 at 04:18 PM

Was Draven a common name 225 years ago?

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 09/02/08 at 04:50 PM

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