Jesus on Toast

No more waiting for that miracle to happen in your neighborhood!
No more fighting the crowds to get a quick gimps!
No more high "donation fees"!
Now, you can create that miracle any old time, right in your very own kitchen!

www.JesusToasters.com

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Posted By: Expat47 - Fri Oct 01, 2010
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i am suprised that nobody is screaming 'sacrilige!' gotta hand it to the guy, he came up with a million dollar idea.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/01/10 at 10:43 AM

British comedy duo Mitchell and Webb's take on "food idolatry"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfqht0LEOWQ

:lol:

Posted by Dumbfounded on 10/01/10 at 11:05 AM

LOL! funny dumbfounded!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/01/10 at 11:19 AM

It should come with templates. Why just limit it to Jesus?? How about the Virgin Mary, Santa Claus or the Star of David??

Posted by MNIceLady on 10/01/10 at 11:51 AM

Oops, they do have other designs. Peace sign and marijuana leaf are a few of the selections from Burnt Impressions!!

Posted by MNIceLady on 10/01/10 at 11:56 AM

How about one for buttered toast that says "THIS SIDE UP" .. hehehe 😝

Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 10/01/10 at 03:35 PM

well, it is toast, so how about HERE'S TO YOU ? :cheese:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/01/10 at 04:20 PM

quick gimps are in the special olympics. (yes, i'm going to hell for that one, i know.)

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/01/10 at 06:16 PM

@Phil: Sorry, just woke up and can't think of a single retort worthy of this site. I'll get back to you if/when I do.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/01/10 at 11:50 PM

I want to see Flying Spaghetti Monster toast. :coolmad:

Posted by done on 10/02/10 at 03:21 AM

It's well known to most, here, but here is a link for novitiates-
http://www.venganza.org/

Posted by done on 10/02/10 at 03:25 AM

i love it dan! :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/02/10 at 09:45 AM

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