Jury Duty

No not Chuck's jury duty, the kind you have to show up for or else. Apparently they are having trouble filling the jury box in Boston. Sal Esposito, the family cat, has been called up and thus far has not been excused.

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Posted By: Alex - Tue Jan 18, 2011
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that'll teach her to list pets on the census form. pretty kitty though! thanks for the link BD.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/18/11 at 09:59 PM

Since the cat must show up for jury duty, does this imply the IRS will OK it as a dependent?

Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 01/18/11 at 10:01 PM

brilliant thought scot!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/18/11 at 10:04 PM

This sounds like a euphemism gone wild; there's always at least one cute little puss on all the lawyer shows.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/19/11 at 01:27 AM

If he doesn't show up will he be in catempt of court ?

Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 01/19/11 at 02:11 PM

yep, catnipt of court! :cheese:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/19/11 at 03:41 PM

Dumbfounded is letting me down with all the possible puns here 😕

Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 01/19/11 at 04:10 PM

very cool darlin'!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/19/11 at 07:08 PM

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