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Your Daily Jury Duty (an end-of-week tripleheader!)
[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
(1) Bonnie Yonkowski, 51, might have tried to shoplift a bottle of vodka from an F State liquor store. Port St. Lucie News
(2) Maximo Torres-Velazquez, 60, might possibly be guilty of five counts of animal cruelty (but as you can see from this story, even if he is guilty, he may avoid arrest). Southtown Star (Joliet, Ill.)
(3) Say it's not so! Bernice Moses, 50, and Myrtle Baker, 54, have been charged with stealing stuff from their hospitalized, mentally- and physically-disabled sister. WPVI-TV (Philadelphia)
[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
(1) Bonnie Yonkowski, 51, might have tried to shoplift a bottle of vodka from an F State liquor store. Port St. Lucie News
(2) Maximo Torres-Velazquez, 60, might possibly be guilty of five counts of animal cruelty (but as you can see from this story, even if he is guilty, he may avoid arrest). Southtown Star (Joliet, Ill.)
(3) Say it's not so! Bernice Moses, 50, and Myrtle Baker, 54, have been charged with stealing stuff from their hospitalized, mentally- and physically-disabled sister. WPVI-TV (Philadelphia)
Comments
#1 Not Guilty. Looks like she's too drunk to have broken into anything more difficult that a jug of Thunderbird.
#2 Just lookin' at animals should get this guy a few more counts tacked on. BTW, Joliet is were the Illinois big house is so, yea, a few more cops on duty would be a good idea IMNSHO.
#3 Guilty. Looks like these two have escaped from Chattanooga!
#2 Just lookin' at animals should get this guy a few more counts tacked on. BTW, Joliet is were the Illinois big house is so, yea, a few more cops on duty would be a good idea IMNSHO.
#3 Guilty. Looks like these two have escaped from Chattanooga!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/17/08 at 08:32 AM
1, Guilty!
2, Guilty!
3, Guilty-guilty!
It's a guiltfest, all-around!
2, Guilty!
3, Guilty-guilty!
It's a guiltfest, all-around!
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 10/17/08 at 10:48 AM
1. Guilty - she drank it before she stole it if the picture is any indication.
2. Guilty. He just LOOKS like someone who would have a large cockfighting ring.
3. Both guilty, and both should move to Chattanooga...
2. Guilty. He just LOOKS like someone who would have a large cockfighting ring.
3. Both guilty, and both should move to Chattanooga...
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/17/08 at 11:35 AM
I'm going to print out a picture of Myrtle and carry it around with me......check it out fella's at least I don't look like this!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/17/08 at 01:35 PM
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