kingston nosepuncher

A 34-yr-old man in Kingston, Ontario, beat himself up pretty good with his fists (swollen lip; bloody nose, possibly broken) just to get a day off work. Whig-Standard (Kingston)

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Posted By: Chuck - Tue Feb 10, 2009
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I am Jack's uncontrollable laughter.

Posted by Matt in Florida on 02/10/09 at 10:29 AM

What are you doing?!?!?

I'm kicking my own ass!!!

Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/10/09 at 11:06 AM

Hmmm... what would Tyler Durden do?

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 02/10/09 at 11:10 AM

I'm sure he could have found someone to do it for him. save the damage to your hands!

Posted by mrjazz on 02/10/09 at 03:06 PM

But surely, he'd have to make an appointment with a licensed face-beater who is appropriately insured and experienced. It;s not like one can just find some jerk at random who'd want to punch you in the face.

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 02/10/09 at 04:15 PM

Damn, I know I'm weighing in kinda late but you took the Fight Club references without remorse. Good job!

Posted by DownCrisis on 02/10/09 at 10:47 PM

canadians......he probably just missed getting punched in the face.

(my wife is from Hamilton,ON so I can say these things w/out repercussion!)

Posted by mrjazz on 02/11/09 at 09:38 AM

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