Kitschin’ Tables

I want a unique Xmas gift for all my friends. But I'm absolutely torn between the Sumo Table and the Monkey Table.

Which would you choose?

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Posted By: Paul - Tue Oct 28, 2008
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Comments

Sumo table has much more potential for hillarity. Consider this, you're all drunk, it's late, and your buddies end table has an ass sticking up in the air...'Nuf said

Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/28/08 at 10:45 AM

The sumo table also opens up a whole realm of funny dog photo opportunities.

Posted by Caffeinated Katie in Atlanta, GA on 10/28/08 at 10:50 AM

I like the monkey table. Can't see my wife allowing it into the house but I like it. I had some elephant end tables years ago that had real ivory for the eyes and tusks. These things were freaking old. I gave them to a friends daughter who had a fetish for everything elephant.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/28/08 at 10:50 AM

I think the Sumo table wins hands down. After all, what room is complete without a heavy naked man squatting in a diaper?

Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/28/08 at 11:15 AM

Manuel Uribe should have a house full of complete rooms then.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/28/08 at 11:18 AM

I think we need to see the shipping crates these would come in. I'm betting either one would be a better choice.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/28/08 at 11:29 AM

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