Lapkins

Yet another useless product. Put the napkin on your lap and make it look like you're only wearing underwear. Nudists could use them to make it look like they're wearing underwear!

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Posted By: Alex - Thu Oct 02, 2014
Category: Fashion | Underwear | Hygiene

Comments

Can I make a bib out of the panties one?! Legs side up! :lol: :coolsmile:

Posted by Tyrusguy on 10/02/14 at 02:53 PM

@Tyrusguy : I bet you would cut a slit in it and use it eating tuna too. :ohh:

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 10/02/14 at 05:53 PM

@BD, I do love me some tuna! Thanks for not suggesting a Bratwurst and the other underwear! :lol: :coolsmile:

Posted by Tyrusguy on 10/02/14 at 06:53 PM

Disgusting sexist NSFW comments. Shame on you.

Posted by AdamsonScott on 10/02/14 at 11:00 PM

Yea! What Tex said! You guys are disgusting!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/03/14 at 01:30 AM

I was thinking the ones for the nudist colony would have to have nudie pics on them so that the person is still 'nude'.
You guys crack me up!!!! :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/03/14 at 08:27 AM

Sorry if I offended anyone! Tex, if you are disgusted by my "sexist" comments I feel sorry for your Wife! :lol: :coolsmile:

Posted by Tyrusguy on 10/03/14 at 08:48 AM

These need some lobster style paper bibs with boobs/bras/etc to go with them.

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 10/03/14 at 06:42 PM

@BD - Let's get a Kickstarter fund started for Pop-up paper napkins/bibs. We would have bibs with boobs (or bibs for boobs) and cod piece napkins. :coolgrin:

Who knows origami?

Posted by BMN on 10/03/14 at 07:37 PM

@BMN : Sounds good to me but the Texas bibs would need to be the larger DD's (always bigger in Texas) .. Maybe we could use a pic of Patty's for them as a template.

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 10/03/14 at 09:12 PM

BD: so would the panties - backsides are larger in Texahs, as well. Much larger.

Posted by Richard Bos on 10/04/14 at 05:58 AM

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