Learning Urinal Simulator
Urinalman.com describes itself as a "learning urinal simulator":
You have to go pee, you come to a public washroom and some toilets are used, which will you use? This simulator simulates this critical life desision and will let you know where you "stand".
Comments
I got an 'A'. #3 was 2ed best spot.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/09/15 at 10:25 AM
I got an A+ Picked the #1 spot 100% of the time! I shoulda been a guy. :cheese:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/09/15 at 04:51 PM
On the downwind side of the boat.
Titograd, Yugoslavia 1971. The brand new main bus station there, usual massive, tall gray cement commie design with a huge red star and hammer and sickle on top. My travel companion an Australian lady and I ask at the information desk for the bathrooms in English, German and French. No signs any where. All we get is blank looks and grunts in Croton-Slavic from the fat lady in the uniform with very bad breath. A youngish guy comes up and in John Wayne english says, Outhouse is behind building partners. Careful and don't fall in the gulley. So we go out back and there is a long dirt ditch filled with slowly flowing sewage with a wood walkway and leaning posts. People lined up doing their thing. Unisex, so no separation and well everyone squats together, no paper either, a old lady is selling pages from a news paper to users. No chance to choose the correct spot there. We did have soap and water in our packs being veteran travelers. On the bus out a local student told us they forgot the public bathrooms in building it. No wonder communism failed.
Titograd, Yugoslavia 1971. The brand new main bus station there, usual massive, tall gray cement commie design with a huge red star and hammer and sickle on top. My travel companion an Australian lady and I ask at the information desk for the bathrooms in English, German and French. No signs any where. All we get is blank looks and grunts in Croton-Slavic from the fat lady in the uniform with very bad breath. A youngish guy comes up and in John Wayne english says, Outhouse is behind building partners. Careful and don't fall in the gulley. So we go out back and there is a long dirt ditch filled with slowly flowing sewage with a wood walkway and leaning posts. People lined up doing their thing. Unisex, so no separation and well everyone squats together, no paper either, a old lady is selling pages from a news paper to users. No chance to choose the correct spot there. We did have soap and water in our packs being veteran travelers. On the bus out a local student told us they forgot the public bathrooms in building it. No wonder communism failed.
Posted by Gator Guy on 10/09/15 at 07:39 PM
Only a B+, but I claim discrimination! The 'correct' answers are for right-handed men. I'm left-handed, which brings elbow-bumping into the equation.
Posted by Phideaux on 10/09/15 at 08:32 PM
I never thought of that but it makes sense. My daughter is a south paw too.You all are good people!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/09/15 at 10:18 PM
@Phideaux: I noticed that, too. It also didn't take into account which pocket one keeps his wallet in.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/09/15 at 10:46 PM
A-, and I also claim right handed bias. Factoring in that I am going into a public restroom means I have to go pretty bad. Entering from the left side, I am going to find the nearest space not occupied to the immediate left.
At least none of the guys depicted appeared to try and start a conversation while going.
At least none of the guys depicted appeared to try and start a conversation while going.
Posted by GFnKS on 10/12/15 at 11:39 AM
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