Lincoln-Scented Candle

When you want your room to smell like Abraham Lincoln.

Other scents available include Theodore Roosevelt, Justin Trudeau, Ronald Reagan, Joe Biden, Vladimir Putin, and Rutherford B. Hayes.

Link: Amazon.com

via Worst Things For Sale

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Posted By: Alex - Thu Sep 28, 2017
Category: Perfume and Cologne and Other Scents

Comments

The producers have a tongue in cheek attitude about their candles: "... there is a 50/50 chance that when we poured this candle we weren’t wearing pants. -----"

Not sure that I'd buy one at US $25.00.

Posted by KDP on 09/28/17 at 09:22 AM

It's about time! I smells a bit stale in my John Wilkes Booth.

Too soon?

Posted by PupTentacle on 09/28/17 at 09:33 PM

I like the Trump-scented candle. Comes complete with Trump-like hair.

Posted by ges on 09/28/17 at 11:28 PM

What~~~ no Angela Merkel or Hillary Clinton?

Posted by BMN on 09/29/17 at 11:33 AM

We'll just say they all used Old Spice and call it a day...

Posted by Brian on 09/29/17 at 10:30 PM

Need to expand the line to rockstars. Any guesses what Keith Richards smells like?

Posted by crc on 09/30/17 at 04:52 AM

@crc I believe Richards smells like Old Spice. Really Old Spice. Egyptian Mummification Old Spice.

Posted by PupTentacle on 09/30/17 at 11:44 AM

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