Lip Tattoo Easily Identified

More stupid criminal stories include Anthony Brandon Gonzales' attempt to hide his face behind a mask which still revealed his lip tattoo -- and his "13" goatee tattoo.

I'm guessing for the line-up they'll have to draw tattoos on the innocent guys -- just don't use permament marker!!

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Posted By: gdanea - Mon May 24, 2010
Category: Stupid Criminals

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I'm glad I invested 12 years ago in a fledgling company that produces machines and technology for tattoo removal. It's the one investment that has never gone down in value. 😛

Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 05/24/10 at 05:53 PM

How proud his mother must be.

Posted by Nethie on 05/24/10 at 07:39 PM

the guy is a moron. tat removal is expensive (make that lucrative for you bd) i worked with a girl who had, years before, had her boyfriend's name tatooed on her arm just below the elbow. when they(of course) broke up she took a green scrubbie and scouring powder and scrubbed the spot raw to the point that all traces of the tat were gone. she just had scar on her arm from it. now that takes determination. :shut:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/24/10 at 08:20 PM

As a Chicagoan, it sounds a little weird seeing "East Side". Any East Siders here have gills.

Posted by venomlash on 05/24/10 at 09:50 PM

And cement boots?

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/25/10 at 12:24 AM

No, I'm talking about the marine life.
And Jersey/NYC is where mob hits stereotypically go sleeping with the fishes. I always thought that Chicago was more of a Chicago Typewriter sort of town, mob-wise. Or so the movies say.

Posted by venomlash on 05/25/10 at 01:47 AM

Then 'NoNeck' Nunzio he sez, "E' Mario, da Boss, he wants we should extend to you his gratitude for bein' a stand-up guy, u'know."

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/25/10 at 02:40 AM

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