Lipstick-Shaped Cigarette Lighter

Imagine the hilarity when your lady-love accidentally scorches her kisser! She'll be "smoking hot" then!

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Posted By: Paul - Sun Sep 18, 2016
Category: Cosmetics | Stupid and/or Dangerous Products | Face and Facial Expressions | Pain, Self-inflicted and Otherwise

Comments

Honey? This shade isn't really my shade of red, darling, and for some reason, the top didn't come off even when I forced it. Don't tease me like that again.

Posted by Greg on 09/18/16 at 09:22 PM

Almost as hilarious as the lighter as a gun.

Not about lighters, but the top one here shows the way to hide a flashlight:

http://www.ghoulagogo.com/japtoys.html

Posted by S.Norman on 09/19/16 at 07:51 AM

Gives new meaning to "hot lips."

Posted by Virtual on 09/19/16 at 02:03 PM

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