Liturgical Pez Dispenser

Dispenses up to 140 communion wafers before it needs to be refilled! (Not actually made by Pez.) Available from Amazon.

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Posted By: Alex - Fri Sep 12, 2014
Category: Religion

Comments

That's no fun! All the flavoring from the priest's/reverend's/pastor's/shaman's sweat, body grease and urine particulates will be missing! :sick:

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/12/14 at 11:01 AM

I attended a Baptist church in my younger days and we had to pick our own wafers off a plate. So, does this launch the wafers to any distance? I can see the padre standing at the front of the sanctuary and shooting wafers to the parishioners all the way in the back pews.

Posted by KDP on 09/12/14 at 12:22 PM

WOW! WUvians really do think alike sometimes! I was thinking the same thing as both you guys! But being raised catholic there was a priest or maybe a bishop standing on the alter firing a belt fed version!
:lol: :coolsmile:
BTW This thing was designed to dispense wafers infused with wine prior to baking, The body and blood of Christ! Two great tastes that go great together!? 😖

Posted by Tyrusguy on 09/12/14 at 01:18 PM

I liked to pretend to sneeze on the communion wafer plate before passing it when I was a kid. Church was the biggest reason for my agnosticism when I quit being forced to attend.

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 09/12/14 at 02:30 PM

I saw an ad for pre-packaged single servings. There was a small cup of wine/juice with a tear-off lid which contained a wafer.

Posted by BMN on 09/12/14 at 03:37 PM

It looks like a Shake Weight. @_@

Posted by venomlash on 09/12/14 at 07:00 PM

Those would be something for Catholic communion since the wafer is considered to be trans mutated into the body of Christ and therefore a blessed object. Most other religions see communion as a representation only.
Two great tastes that go great together
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/12/14 at 07:39 PM

They should get Pez to help them out. Think what the addition of a figurehead (as it were) would do to these things. Pope Francis would be big now.

Posted by crc on 09/13/14 at 08:31 AM

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