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Lloyd Alexander, 45, was arrested at a Wal-Mart in Shawnee, Kan., when he wasn't able to control himself genitally while staring at a Hot Wheels display in the toy section. He told police he had a Hot Wheels collection at home and, said a police captain, "seemed to be excited" by the toys. Kansas City Star

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Posted By: Chuck - Wed Feb 11, 2009
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Maybe this guy was working his way up to full sized cars?

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/11/09 at 10:54 AM

Makes you wonder what goes through the mind of a person like that. Seriously. I can stare at Hot Wheels for hours and never once think about touching myself.

Posted by AGFH on 02/11/09 at 11:09 AM

Who can blame him?
Criss! Cross! Criss, cross, crash!

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 02/11/09 at 11:28 AM

ou! ou! ou! And what about that shark chomper thing!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/11/09 at 11:35 AM

AGFH - Do you mind if we think about touching you while you stare at some Hot Wheels?

Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/11/09 at 11:36 AM

I think I'm going outside to look at my scooter.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/11/09 at 12:29 PM

Stare away (.)(.)
Just make sure the "cars"m get a good wax job.

Posted by AGFH on 02/11/09 at 12:30 PM

wax on....wax off

Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/11/09 at 12:32 PM

my 4 year old has a real thing for hotwheels as well. but I usually only catch him w/ hardons in the bathtub...

i'll keep an eye out.

Posted by mrjazz on 02/11/09 at 08:55 PM

Patty, it's your anniversary and you want to touch Maxx. EUWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/12/09 at 02:13 AM

I hope that's a different Lloyd than the author of the Black Cauldron... I loved that series, though not as much as this guy loves Hot Wheels...

Posted by jswolf19 in Japan on 02/12/09 at 05:15 AM

Touch away!!! Oh, BTW, Expat don't be jealous.

Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/12/09 at 07:11 AM

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