Locked in a closet

Earlier this week, John Arwood and Amber Campbell phoned police to report they were trapped in a closet at Daytona State College's Marine and Environmental Science Center. They had been there for 2 days and needed to get out. When the police arrived, the scene they found wasn't pretty. Piles of feces in the closet and drug paraphenalia. They also found the closet wasn't locked. In fact, it couldn't lock. The couple could have gotten out if they had simply pushed the door open. The pair have now been charged with trespassing. [Orlando Sentinel]

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Posted By: Alex - Fri Jan 02, 2015
Category: Stupid Criminals

Comments

They needed Salt and Peppa to tell them to push it real good like the commercial.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/02/15 at 10:06 AM

She looks like "13" from House.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/02/15 at 10:30 AM

AND... They are allowed to vote and have kids! Reminds me, I haven't visited the Darwin Awards lately.

Posted by BMN on 01/02/15 at 11:41 AM

@patty : That is my most hated commercial right now. They can shove it real good.

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 01/02/15 at 01:33 PM

@BD: That's enough to make one run from Geico as fast as possible.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/02/15 at 01:36 PM

Stuck in an unlocked closet?! That's the funniest gag since Ajax Duckman (of the Duckman cartoon) got stranded on a stalled escalator.

Posted by tadchem on 01/02/15 at 02:11 PM

SuLu - "Locked In The Closet With You "
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRhEdp-o1Oo

Posted by tadchem on 01/02/15 at 03:10 PM

I like the $ tattoo on her neck. Just the girl you want to bring home to dear old mom.

Posted by Gator Guy on 01/02/15 at 09:10 PM

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