lucas knudson
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The barely-repentant Lucas Knudson, 32, drew a fine for his behavior on an April airline flight in Australia in which he unzipped and assumed an upright position for four minutes under the tray table, very much disturbing a female seatmate. He testified at first that he was merely "adjusting" his "tight" jeans. However, it was reported that after the woman got up and moved, Knudson lay down across the seats for a nap with his stuff still out, and he acknowledged that that he had touched himself, briefly, to make himself more comfortable. Northern Territory News (Darwin) [with hard-to-explain photo]
The barely-repentant Lucas Knudson, 32, drew a fine for his behavior on an April airline flight in Australia in which he unzipped and assumed an upright position for four minutes under the tray table, very much disturbing a female seatmate. He testified at first that he was merely "adjusting" his "tight" jeans. However, it was reported that after the woman got up and moved, Knudson lay down across the seats for a nap with his stuff still out, and he acknowledged that that he had touched himself, briefly, to make himself more comfortable. Northern Territory News (Darwin) [with hard-to-explain photo]
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Hay, sometimes is hard getting all your junk stuffed into one small airline seat! I know!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/19/08 at 08:16 AM
Is that considered a carry-on?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/19/08 at 08:49 AM
Maybe he was just confused...when they said to keep your seat in the upright position he thought they said meat.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/19/08 at 09:02 AM
OH C'mon whats the big deal. Maybe the had a schedule and he knuckled one out everyday at that time. It just so happend he was on a flight during his special "me" time...whats a guy supposed to do? I want to see the guidelines and hand book for passengers, I am willing to testify that there is nothing in there that say you can rub one out while in flight.
Guilty Ass Nasty Bastard should've known better.
Guilty Ass Nasty Bastard should've known better.
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 11/19/08 at 09:20 AM
And he couldn't go take care of business in the restroom?
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 11/19/08 at 10:39 AM
It must have been the "tap, tap, tapping" against the bottom of the tray table, keeping his female seatmate awake, that resulted in the complaint to the airline staff!
He cannot be the sharpest knife in the drawer. Perhaps he took the tag line, "come fly with us" too literally?
agent j: proud to declare he is a member of the mile-high club! And, no, it was not a solo flight!
He cannot be the sharpest knife in the drawer. Perhaps he took the tag line, "come fly with us" too literally?
agent j: proud to declare he is a member of the mile-high club! And, no, it was not a solo flight!
Posted by agent j in Toronto, Canada on 11/19/08 at 11:22 AM
Oh, don't act like all of you aren't flagrant public masturbators. We all know the thrill of shooting one off on public transportation. This is like jerking off on a bus to the third power!
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 11/23/08 at 02:04 PM
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