mark anderson
People Whose Sex Lives Are Worse Than Yours
Dentist Mark Anderson is on trial this week in Sacramento, Calif., accused of feeling up 26 patients in the course of dental work. His lawyer said Anderson never had a single sexual thought as he was fondling underneath bras, though, because what he was doing, actually, was massaging their boobal areas to relieve common jaw pain (with the jaw muscle connected to the . . chest muscle . . and the chest muscle connected to the . . well, you get the picture). Sacramento Bee
Dentist Mark Anderson is on trial this week in Sacramento, Calif., accused of feeling up 26 patients in the course of dental work. His lawyer said Anderson never had a single sexual thought as he was fondling underneath bras, though, because what he was doing, actually, was massaging their boobal areas to relieve common jaw pain (with the jaw muscle connected to the . . chest muscle . . and the chest muscle connected to the . . well, you get the picture). Sacramento Bee
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always look on the bright side of life: better than something going into your ass
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 01/15/09 at 01:18 PM
The back door is an exit only.
Why do your posts always get Python songs stuck in my head?
Why do your posts always get Python songs stuck in my head?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/15/09 at 01:20 PM
because those guys are comic gods and are relevent in almost everything we say here 😊 it's a good song *humming*
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 01/15/09 at 01:25 PM
be careful what you offer jules, some of us (me) may be right down the road....
Posted by mrjazz on 01/15/09 at 02:08 PM
This is Connecticut, not Canada - summer is about 3 months long.
I bought myself a treadmill and plan to use it religiously so the fun bags will most likely be a bit smaller by the summer. Better get while the getting's good (and big)!
Who's right down the road?
I bought myself a treadmill and plan to use it religiously so the fun bags will most likely be a bit smaller by the summer. Better get while the getting's good (and big)!
Who's right down the road?
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 01/15/09 at 03:33 PM
I have a sneaking suspician that '?' and 'wise @$$' are one and the same. In fact, they may even be a regular who now has 3 distinct personalities.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/15/09 at 03:39 PM
don't be scared Edgar...unless you have breast and a cavity.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/15/09 at 03:41 PM
and others?????
Are those your offspring '?'? (that's confusing)
Are those your offspring '?'? (that's confusing)
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/15/09 at 03:43 PM
I never knew it was considered seductive to say I wouldn't mind having a good looking doctor feel me up while doing his job. Wow - you guys are easy to seduce!!!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 01/15/09 at 03:43 PM
ha ha! Jules, any guy worth his weight in cheese (I would have said gold but to me cheese is much more valuable) is easy to seduce.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/15/09 at 03:46 PM
I still want to know why mrjazz is saying someone is right down the road from me......(stalker)
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 01/15/09 at 03:54 PM
jules, mrjazz is here if you need me... I work in 06095, but live in 06040, and am moving to 31401 ASAP! (to escape this f'ing cold!)
Posted by mrjazz on 01/15/09 at 03:59 PM
Jules, it is mrjazz who lives right down the road.
Big Gary, our weather is the same. And now I know what our weather will be like tomorrow (whatever Texas was like the day before).
Big Gary, our weather is the same. And now I know what our weather will be like tomorrow (whatever Texas was like the day before).
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/15/09 at 04:00 PM
KW is just as busy with work as I have been lately. I've just decided that today I've had enough and refuse to do any more.
I'll probably be heading to Houston on March or April, before it gets too hot (which doesn't really exist for me) to be outside during the day. I don't think that's south Texas though.
I'll probably be heading to Houston on March or April, before it gets too hot (which doesn't really exist for me) to be outside during the day. I don't think that's south Texas though.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 01/15/09 at 04:01 PM
You really are right down the road, wow. I'm heading to 06040 right now. Have to get the oil changed in my car. I live in 06095 and work in 06416.
And with that I'm off to the Toyota/Scion dealership - farewell friends!
And with that I'm off to the Toyota/Scion dealership - farewell friends!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 01/15/09 at 04:06 PM
maxx, gary, a$$....let the oil change puns begin!!!!
Posted by mrjazz on 01/15/09 at 04:10 PM
I check my dipstick
You need lubrication honey
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform
Now get it on
Tenacious D
You need lubrication honey
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform
Now get it on
Tenacious D
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/15/09 at 04:12 PM
That makes more sense ?.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/15/09 at 04:18 PM
Oh Maxx, I love you more everytime we talk - I love you baby but all I can think about is keilbasa sausage your butt cheeks is warm...you know what time it is? It's Tenacious D time!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 01/15/09 at 06:04 PM
yeah bobcat. we're pervs. deal w/ it.
Posted by mrjazz on 01/16/09 at 07:13 AM
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