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Buying real estate is stressful, which might be why this client, doing a home walk-through with his broker, felt that he had to make himself feel good as he was talking to her. Fond du Lac (Wis.) Reporter
     Posted By: Chuck - Tue Dec 16, 2008
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Didn't quite hear ya, genk78? Fondle what?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 12/16/08 at 09:07 AM
She Focused on his Eyes? OOOhhhI love when they look right at me.
2 tours of 4 rooms and the car ride back.
Ok this is what happend- she didn't care because she wanted to sell the house and the dude didn't touch her. But she started makinf a joke of it back at the office and a co-worked pressured her into filing the cpmplaint with law enforcement. I think, No I believe that if she was offended she would have stopped him as he unzipped. She would have found away to separate herself from this individual and contact the authorities.(I guess the House didn't have a bathroom where she could excuse herself and make the call)
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 12/16/08 at 09:16 AM
I agree with avmayes, she could have stopped the tour if she wanted to. In this guy's defense, buying a house is possible the biggest decision a person will make in their lifetime. He just needed to be sure that he is comfortable loving himself in his new house. I would hate to buy a house only to find out later it isn't suitable for self-lovin'.
Posted by Matt in Florida on 12/16/08 at 09:35 AM
There is no way she was upset by what he did. She could have walked/ran out immediately. And after having bought 2 houses in 3 years I have never once met a realtor without a cellphone.
I would love to see a pic of both of them.
Posted by AGFH on 12/16/08 at 01:20 PM
Matt Great Point! But In that case a little notification to the realtor would be appreciated. "Excuse but before I buy this house I need to knuckle one out...you can watch if you like."
"I need to feel the energy of the house, the feng shui or simply Damn realtor lady you look good can I look at you while I work this out for a few minutes?"
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 12/16/08 at 02:54 PM
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