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Matthew Hill, 24, explained that his girlfriend had just broken up with him and that's why he was knocking on neighbors' doors in the middle of the night with his stuff hanging out of his zipper. Journal Star (Lincoln, Neb.)

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Posted By: Chuck - Wed Jan 21, 2009
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Here we go again with some dude's junk hanging out in super cold weather. Are they bragging or what?

3AM in Lincoln the temperature would be around 18F. Didn't notice the "real feel" temp.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/21/09 at 10:53 AM

Genius!

Posted by Ryan in Philly on 01/21/09 at 12:19 PM

This is almost to the point of "no longer weird".

Posted by BikerPuppy on 01/21/09 at 12:25 PM

How is there anything left for the neighbors to see at 13 degrees? I thought that much cold would make it invert itself. Perhaps he was do distraught at the breakup he was trying to become a woman?

Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 01/21/09 at 12:46 PM

Naturally! That's a very logical explanation for his exposure. I was quite distraught after my divorce, I ought to have followed up on my urge to mushroom stamp the neighbour.

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 01/21/09 at 12:48 PM

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