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Your Daily Jury Duty
["In America, a person is presumed innocent until the mug shot is released"]
Matthew Selk, 22, Largo, Fla., was accused of punching his girlfriend's cat (but so far has not been duly charged with felony fashion crime). Tampa Tribune
["In America, a person is presumed innocent until the mug shot is released"]
Matthew Selk, 22, Largo, Fla., was accused of punching his girlfriend's cat (but so far has not been duly charged with felony fashion crime). Tampa Tribune
Comments
Best laugh I've had in a week!
1st thought: Hasidic Punk Rocker
2ed thought: Your tax $$ at work protecting cats
3ed thought: $10,000 bail for hitting a cat!?!
Somebody's guilty but I don't know of what.
1st thought: Hasidic Punk Rocker
2ed thought: Your tax $$ at work protecting cats
3ed thought: $10,000 bail for hitting a cat!?!
Somebody's guilty but I don't know of what.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/13/09 at 10:21 AM
He must have lost a bet, I just can't imagine that someone did that to their hair for any other reason.
If not, guilty.
If not, guilty.
Posted by Lovemonkey on 02/13/09 at 10:37 AM
Guilty, he should be put in a bag and stabbed just for the hair!
Posted by Matt in Florida on 02/13/09 at 10:49 AM
This makes me laugh every time I see it.
You KNOW he thinks he's tooooo cooool.
He's most def. guilty because no sane person would beat a cat, or do that to their head.
You KNOW he thinks he's tooooo cooool.
He's most def. guilty because no sane person would beat a cat, or do that to their head.
Posted by AGFH on 02/13/09 at 10:59 AM
Put me out of my misery. Shave his head, please, and put him in a sound proof room and pipe in elevator music and the Siamese mating call. Guilty
Posted by mumbley on 02/13/09 at 11:21 AM
I can't even begin to describe how sick this makes me. I should have known not to read the story just from the title but I did anyway and I regret it. It's slime like this that make me believe in eye-for-an-eye.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 02/13/09 at 12:47 PM
Expat47 - The punishment for animal cruetly is far far lighter than it should be! They are living creatures who feel and fear just as much as humans do, why is beating and stabbing an animal to death less of an offense?
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 02/13/09 at 12:50 PM
I agree, my home is run by 2 cats. The thought of a loser like this taking his crap out on a defensless animal makes me want to go find him and stab him until he's deader than dead... oh wait..it's the F-state. Never mind.
Posted by Skitt in SW USA on 02/13/09 at 12:55 PM
My co-worker has suggested that his nickname in prison will be "Pussy", as prisoners in Florida are renowned for their ironic wit.
It's just a good thing fr Mr. Selk (Ms. Selk?) that Jules isn't on the jury.
I'm cat-owned as well, with two little stinkers running around my apartment. I once accidentally punched my cat. I was singing and Midnight looked freaked out. I leaned in quick to see if he was okay, but he tried to jump onto the couch at the same time. His flight path took him right in front of my hand, and I smacked him off course. Of course he was fine, I was a little more worried than he was.
It's just a good thing fr Mr. Selk (Ms. Selk?) that Jules isn't on the jury.
I'm cat-owned as well, with two little stinkers running around my apartment. I once accidentally punched my cat. I was singing and Midnight looked freaked out. I leaned in quick to see if he was okay, but he tried to jump onto the couch at the same time. His flight path took him right in front of my hand, and I smacked him off course. Of course he was fine, I was a little more worried than he was.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 02/13/09 at 01:35 PM
Hey CanUKGirl, can we put that Cory Ward loser from the other day in there with them and kill two sociopaths with one real rock hard killer? But before hand can we sell tickets? And refreshments? And souvenirs?
Hasidic punk rocker - LOL! Anthrax used a thrash version of Hava Nagila in their song "I Am the Man." First time I heard it was back in highschool. I shot Pepsi out my nose. My friends had no idea why I was laughing. They didn't know the original song.
Hasidic punk rocker - LOL! Anthrax used a thrash version of Hava Nagila in their song "I Am the Man." First time I heard it was back in highschool. I shot Pepsi out my nose. My friends had no idea why I was laughing. They didn't know the original song.
Posted by DownCrisis on 02/13/09 at 01:36 PM
Submitted my comment and forgot my verdict:
GUILTY!
On all counts against the law.
Of giving Emo a worse image than it already has.
Of being the sad, unattractive androgynous rather than the enigmatic, alluring androgynous.
Of being an impotent bully.
Of breathing air better used by other things like soap bubbles.
Of taking up space better used as a landfill.
GUILTY!
On all counts against the law.
Of giving Emo a worse image than it already has.
Of being the sad, unattractive androgynous rather than the enigmatic, alluring androgynous.
Of being an impotent bully.
Of breathing air better used by other things like soap bubbles.
Of taking up space better used as a landfill.
Posted by DownCrisis on 02/13/09 at 01:56 PM
If anyone did something even remotely like that to one of the cats that live in my house I would kill them, no questions asked.
Posted by AGFH on 02/13/09 at 04:18 PM
this mugshot reminds me of a horror movie I can't for the life of me recollect?
any help?
any help?
Posted by mrjazz on 02/13/09 at 08:42 PM
if SELKisnotaMONSTER is not a joke, (I can't imagine this post is for real) then all I can say is...
Guilty of having bad hairpieces!! WTF?!?!
Guilty of having bad hairpieces!! WTF?!?!
Posted by mrjazz on 02/17/09 at 07:59 PM
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