michael campbell
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The severely ink-stained Michael Campbell. The Smoking Gun
The severely ink-stained Michael Campbell. The Smoking Gun
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HOLY CRAP!!! I suppose if you are going to be a career criminal, it pays to be able to scare the crap out of other prisoners just by looking at them. 🐛
Posted by Matt in Florida on 12/05/08 at 10:11 AM
If you're going to be a career criminal, it generally helps to stay inconspicuous. No wonder he got caught!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 12/05/08 at 10:13 AM
police: "can you describe the perp"
Vic: "yes, 6 foot Black man with reddish hair"
Vic: "yes, 6 foot Black man with reddish hair"
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 12/05/08 at 10:35 AM
Idle Hands Are The Devil's Tools!
I've got 4 tattoos (not "tats") and I really don't think I could sit through all that!
I've got 4 tattoos (not "tats") and I really don't think I could sit through all that!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 12/05/08 at 11:35 AM
I think he was trying to distract attention from his receeding hairline.
Posted by BikerPuppy on 12/05/08 at 12:01 PM
Bikerpuppy - it worked.
I agree with ya Expat. I've got a couple of tatoos myself and I don't think I could have sat through having my head and face done. That had to hurt. The only one that hurt me was the yardstick tatoo on my dick. 😉
I agree with ya Expat. I've got a couple of tatoos myself and I don't think I could have sat through having my head and face done. That had to hurt. The only one that hurt me was the yardstick tatoo on my dick. 😉
Posted by Madd Maxx on 12/05/08 at 12:30 PM
kingmonkey - I'm married so I'm not picking any girls up anymore.
As for the horses, I might've tried it until the story the other day about the horse getting all stressed out over getting raped. I just couldn't do that to an animal. Maybe I could coax one into it with a bag of oats. 😊
As for the horses, I might've tried it until the story the other day about the horse getting all stressed out over getting raped. I just couldn't do that to an animal. Maybe I could coax one into it with a bag of oats. 😊
Posted by Madd Maxx on 12/05/08 at 12:49 PM
Plus, I heard from a co-worker who rides that if a mare isn't happy with the way things are going, they can kick back during copulation. At least with a human, the most you'll likely get is a slap in tha face or an awkward 'uh, maybe we can try again later' if she's not enjoying it, instead of a horse-kick to the shins.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 12/05/08 at 01:13 PM
Meter long ding dong, huh, Maxx? Wow. Ouch. LOL
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 12/05/08 at 01:43 PM
I though at first he had gotten drunk and his friends had gone nuts with a magic marker while he was passed out. Not that I'd ever do that to anyone 😜
Posted by DownCrisis on 12/05/08 at 03:37 PM
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