mister oldskool
Root cause: need for cool
Markham, Ill., is one of the still-few jurisdictions that take seriously enough judges' orders of driver's license suspensions that they actually watch defendants when they leave the courthouse, to see if they try to drive home. David B. Johnson, 31, is a local legend for dressing pimp-like, in purple, with an immaculate, tricked-up, purple 1988 Caddy (with back cover reading "Mister Oldskool") and had just been sentenced to 10 days in jail (starting Friday) for driving on his 13th suspension. The judge noted (when Johnson was hauled right back into court) that it was "22 minutes" between the first court hearing and Mister Oldskool's resumption of giving the people of Markham the privilege of seeing him behind the wheel. Chicago Sun-Times
Markham, Ill., is one of the still-few jurisdictions that take seriously enough judges' orders of driver's license suspensions that they actually watch defendants when they leave the courthouse, to see if they try to drive home. David B. Johnson, 31, is a local legend for dressing pimp-like, in purple, with an immaculate, tricked-up, purple 1988 Caddy (with back cover reading "Mister Oldskool") and had just been sentenced to 10 days in jail (starting Friday) for driving on his 13th suspension. The judge noted (when Johnson was hauled right back into court) that it was "22 minutes" between the first court hearing and Mister Oldskool's resumption of giving the people of Markham the privilege of seeing him behind the wheel. Chicago Sun-Times
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a purple fedora and a full length fur coat..LMAO
Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/04/09 at 10:41 AM
I guess it's true that pimpin' aint easy
Posted by Matt in Florida on 02/04/09 at 10:54 AM
He just wanted to get his car back home man!
Posted by AGFH on 02/04/09 at 11:01 AM
Why does Markham, IL look like South Chicago on Google Earth?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/04/09 at 12:03 PM
Yea, Gary, someone drove over it in a purple pimp-mobile!
BTW, ever get down to Alvin?
BTW, ever get down to Alvin?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/04/09 at 12:20 PM
It's gettin Hard out here for a pimp!
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 02/04/09 at 01:58 PM
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