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Robber promises bank's Customer Service will hear about this!
He tried to knock off a Susquehanna Bank branch just after it opened yesterday morning, only to discover that cash drawers had not yet been delivered to the three tellers. Jeez, was he upset! As he walked out the door empty-handed, he told everyone he was gonna file a complaint! (There were customers around, though, and one tipped cops, who arrested Joseph Goetz, 48.) York (Pa.) Daily Record

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Posted By: Chuck - Fri Nov 14, 2008
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and people wonder why I preferred PA(5 years there) over CT(the rest of my time on earth). The people in PA are so much more entertaining

Posted by Bill_ on 11/14/08 at 11:15 AM

Bill - You're right, there's not much WU news out of our state - however, that's probably a good thing 😊

Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 11/14/08 at 11:18 AM

I don't see it has a good thing. The stories at the local country store/gas station or bars are so much better with locals creating WU news. Town drunks who use the backhoe from work to get to the bar because they lost their license due to DUI's, riding the dirt trails from home to the bar on the 4-wheeler so I didn't have to drive and risk a DUI, and the general hilarity of living among rednecks.

Posted by Bill_ on 11/14/08 at 12:42 PM

But-but... the customer's always right, isn't he?

Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 11/18/08 at 03:54 PM

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