Moose Fall From the Sky, I Don’t Know Why..Stormy Weather?

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The man who spotted the falling moose was quite excited to see a moose fall from the sky

Bangor Daily News
     Posted By: hickory_johnson - Wed May 13, 2009
     Category: Animals





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Will someone please tell Sarah Palin to use a smaller gun?! 😠
Posted by Dumbfounded on 05/13/09 at 12:29 PM
Husband: "Darling, I just saw a moose fall from the sky!"
Wife: "That would be rain, dear."
Posted by Dumbfounded on 05/13/09 at 12:30 PM
"The man who spotted the falling moose was quite excited to see a moose fall from the sky"

So was his first reaction "Buck me!", "Bloody Elk!" or "Doe my God!"?
Posted by Dumbfounded on 05/13/09 at 12:35 PM
He was pretty excited to see a moose fall from the sky, huh? I imagine the moose was decidedly less excited.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 05/13/09 at 01:07 PM
Q: What can you make with the leftovers?
A: Moose-aka.

Q: What do you use the hair for?
A: A moosetache.

Q: Where do you put the bones?
A: In a mooseum.

Q: What's the best way to record the event?
A: Write a moosical.
Posted by Dumbfounded on 05/13/09 at 01:10 PM
well Felisha, I suspect that some content is blocked in China. I know that youtube is blocked there. Thank your government for "protecting you". duìbuqǐ/对不起
Posted by hickory_johnson on 05/13/09 at 01:30 PM
How long did it take you guys to come up with those jokes? :lol:
Posted by Nethie on 05/13/09 at 07:01 PM
I used to try that. Watching a nature documentary with friends once, a scene came on where a lion caught a gazelle with a firm bite between the hind quarters. Quick as a flash I said, "Ooh, talk about 'doe-leo'!" (Doleo being the Latin for "painful").

Nothing. The program should really have cut to a tumbleweed rolling across an empty landscape for added irony.
:shut:

Never. Again.
Posted by Dumbfounded on 05/14/09 at 04:43 AM
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