[News] More Things to Worry About Today
Presumably, the Vatican will be pleased because the Barcelona couple plan to get married before their baby arrives, but on the other hand, the lead mommy is in the middle of gender-reassignment (to become "Ruben") and has one-upped American Thomas Beattie by expecting twins. Daily Telegraph
Great Art! "Seats of Power" by Californian Beth Grossman, consisting of upholstered chair seats of the local city council members' butt imprints (to "humanize public involvement in city affairs"). Los Angeles Times
The Nuclear Family's Not What It Used to Be: A Kansas City, Mo., man shot his adult daughter in the ass because she had poured out perfectly good gin. And a 15-yr-old F State boy choked and beat the snot out of his father, twice, threatening to kill him and bury him in the yard, for selling the favorite truck that the kid had been driving around. KCTV (Kansas City) /// Star-Banner (Ocala)
Only in California: Lipstick Bail Bonds, where two ex-LAPD women and their band of hoochies use feminine distractions to do what Dog Chapman accomplishes by force. Orange County Register
One of the biggest, quickest downfalls in history: Marcus Einfeld was a superstar human-rights lawyer and all-around mensch in Australia for 30 yrs (including being formally named a "national living treasure"), but then came a A$77 speeding ticket that he tried to get out of by lying, and then lying again, and then lying again, and then lying again, which in turn invited scrutiny of his backstory, which wasn't all that, and now he's just an all-around shlemiel. The Australian
Your Daily Jury Duty
["In America, a person is presumed innocent until the mug shot is released"]
Cory Dodson, 25, Hamlin, N.Y., charged with aggravated telephone harassment (and try not to hold it against him that the harassees were cops who [CORRECTION: whom] Cory allegedly told weren't smart enough to trace his calls). Democrat and Chronicle (Rochester)
Today's Newsrangers: Karl Olson, Scott Langill, Lee Hasiuk, Paul Music, Jerry Whittle
Great Art! "Seats of Power" by Californian Beth Grossman, consisting of upholstered chair seats of the local city council members' butt imprints (to "humanize public involvement in city affairs"). Los Angeles Times
The Nuclear Family's Not What It Used to Be: A Kansas City, Mo., man shot his adult daughter in the ass because she had poured out perfectly good gin. And a 15-yr-old F State boy choked and beat the snot out of his father, twice, threatening to kill him and bury him in the yard, for selling the favorite truck that the kid had been driving around. KCTV (Kansas City) /// Star-Banner (Ocala)
Only in California: Lipstick Bail Bonds, where two ex-LAPD women and their band of hoochies use feminine distractions to do what Dog Chapman accomplishes by force. Orange County Register
One of the biggest, quickest downfalls in history: Marcus Einfeld was a superstar human-rights lawyer and all-around mensch in Australia for 30 yrs (including being formally named a "national living treasure"), but then came a A$77 speeding ticket that he tried to get out of by lying, and then lying again, and then lying again, and then lying again, which in turn invited scrutiny of his backstory, which wasn't all that, and now he's just an all-around shlemiel. The Australian
Your Daily Jury Duty
["In America, a person is presumed innocent until the mug shot is released"]
Cory Dodson, 25, Hamlin, N.Y., charged with aggravated telephone harassment (and try not to hold it against him that the harassees were cops who [CORRECTION: whom] Cory allegedly told weren't smart enough to trace his calls). Democrat and Chronicle (Rochester)
Today's Newsrangers: Karl Olson, Scott Langill, Lee Hasiuk, Paul Music, Jerry Whittle
Comments
Yeah! I'm the first to post! I have absolutely nothing to say but I'm so excited to be the first! I really have to get out more...
Posted by vegas_girl in Vegas Baby!! on 03/23/09 at 02:55 PM
Buttprints Making politicians to appear human is a daunting task best left up to fantasy writers not artists.
Bail Bonds Lipstick Mafia, Lipstick Jungle, and now Lipstick Bail Bonds. Sound like a likely progression.
Quick Downfall Gasp! A lying lawyer. Hoodathunkit? 😝
Jury Duty Guilty? This momma's boy? Ok, sure!
Bail Bonds Lipstick Mafia, Lipstick Jungle, and now Lipstick Bail Bonds. Sound like a likely progression.
Quick Downfall Gasp! A lying lawyer. Hoodathunkit? 😝
Jury Duty Guilty? This momma's boy? Ok, sure!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/23/09 at 03:02 PM
Lipstick Bail Bonds ~ I actually think that's a great idea and I would imagine very profitable since most guys aren't inclined to think with the head located atop their neck... :lol:
Butt art ~ no thank you.
Jury duty ~ Damn, he's gulty of just being on the planet. What a waste of space...and what's up with that tatoo on his scrawny neck? :gulp:
Gosh, another lawyer shown to be a liar and a cheat... color me surprised.
Butt art ~ no thank you.
Jury duty ~ Damn, he's gulty of just being on the planet. What a waste of space...and what's up with that tatoo on his scrawny neck? :gulp:
Gosh, another lawyer shown to be a liar and a cheat... color me surprised.
Posted by Skitt in SW USA on 03/23/09 at 03:23 PM
get married ok, I tried to read that but the he/she references just got me all mixed up. does anyone expect these kids to grow up normal?
Posted by Bill_ on 03/23/09 at 03:26 PM
Highly doubtful, Bill....I hope they've got a therapy fund for the kid in the works already..
Posted by Skitt in SW USA on 03/23/09 at 03:57 PM
Your Daily Jury Duty - How do you harass a telephone anyway? Pick it up to make a call then hang up without dailing a number over and over again? I'd say he's guilty just by virtue of the tattoo.
Lipstick - I'd watch that show.
Lipstick - I'd watch that show.
Posted by Nethie on 03/23/09 at 05:09 PM
twins-- that is the ugliest mother/father I have ever seen. The kids have no chance of NOT growing up mentally screwed up and fugly.
Posted by BikerPuppy on 03/24/09 at 01:20 PM
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