Mother’s Day Special
Normally I try to stay local, but there's just too much that happens outside of Illinois that's too good to pass up. Without further ado, I present to you my Mother's Day Special.
A case of poor judgement: Sheila and hubby Gayle Muhs, from somewhere near Houston, TX. thought an SUV was trespassing on their property. Their response? Open fire! After seeing their mug shots, I can see how they believed it appropriate. MSNBC
Government At Work: The politicians in Britain are under fire after a list of claimed expenses became public. Said public is outraged to see a wide array of things such as pool cleaning and pest control to a chocolate Santa and pay-per-view porn movies on the list. PM Gordon Brown has admitted that the system for claims, "is broken." MSNBC
Shirts vs. Skins for the 21st century: The University of Oregon’s Ultimate Frisbee team (ranked #3 in the nation) decided that if the other team was going to play shirtless, then they were losing their pants and underwear. They were disqualified, but insisted they did nothing wrong. "We put on the longest shirts we had." NBC Sports
Can't Possibly Be True: What some doctors thought was a cyst or an in-grown hair turned out to be Gavin Hyatt's parasitic twin, which eventually burst out of his stomach ala "Alien." The Sun
The greatest birthday present ever: A Georgia man (name not given) got what he thought was a birthday present shipped UPS. Turns out it was 36lbs of Cannibis. UPI.com
Chickens aren't the only ones: According to this article, it has been reported that people have also been known to walk around, remove things from pockets, etc. after being beheaded. Not too sure of the validity, but worth a read. Pravda
Pardon me, waiter? What's this severed snake head doing in my vegetables? MSNBC
A case of poor judgement: Sheila and hubby Gayle Muhs, from somewhere near Houston, TX. thought an SUV was trespassing on their property. Their response? Open fire! After seeing their mug shots, I can see how they believed it appropriate. MSNBC
Government At Work: The politicians in Britain are under fire after a list of claimed expenses became public. Said public is outraged to see a wide array of things such as pool cleaning and pest control to a chocolate Santa and pay-per-view porn movies on the list. PM Gordon Brown has admitted that the system for claims, "is broken." MSNBC
Shirts vs. Skins for the 21st century: The University of Oregon’s Ultimate Frisbee team (ranked #3 in the nation) decided that if the other team was going to play shirtless, then they were losing their pants and underwear. They were disqualified, but insisted they did nothing wrong. "We put on the longest shirts we had." NBC Sports
Can't Possibly Be True: What some doctors thought was a cyst or an in-grown hair turned out to be Gavin Hyatt's parasitic twin, which eventually burst out of his stomach ala "Alien." The Sun
The greatest birthday present ever: A Georgia man (name not given) got what he thought was a birthday present shipped UPS. Turns out it was 36lbs of Cannibis. UPI.com
Chickens aren't the only ones: According to this article, it has been reported that people have also been known to walk around, remove things from pockets, etc. after being beheaded. Not too sure of the validity, but worth a read. Pravda
Pardon me, waiter? What's this severed snake head doing in my vegetables? MSNBC
Comments
Links seem fine to me. I'm not aware of a problem with any of them.
Posted by Reverend Ira in Seneca, IL. on 05/10/09 at 01:29 PM
Beheaded - Didn't Steven King cover this in one of his short stories?
Posted by Nethie on 05/11/09 at 01:26 AM
Nethie: I heard that they discovered it was planted by someone, though I don't know by whom exactly. Could've been the guy that "found" it.
Posted by Reverend Ira in Seneca, IL. on 05/11/09 at 06:48 AM
The Muhs - Guilty! Also, what the hell is wrong with their faces?
Shirts vs. Skins - No pictures? I'd pay to see that porno, patty.
Snake Head - "Hey, I distinctly remember ordering a diamondback-- this is a mamba! Can I speak to the chef, please?"
Shirts vs. Skins - No pictures? I'd pay to see that porno, patty.
Snake Head - "Hey, I distinctly remember ordering a diamondback-- this is a mamba! Can I speak to the chef, please?"
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 05/11/09 at 04:11 PM
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