naked clowns

Worst idea of 2008
The Clown Conservatory in San Francisco announced it has become the latest outfit to try to raise money by selling its own fancy themed calendar . . of clowns . . naked clowns. Contra Costa Times /// NakedClownCalendar.com [not exactly a surprise that that domain was available!]
     Posted By: Chuck - Thu Sep 25, 2008
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I refuse to look. I've never had a nightmare, but I'm pretty sure this could give me one!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 08:49 AM
That's disturbing. Clowns aren't natural, I tell you! They scare the bejeezus out of me.

Did you know there's an erotica site for clown aficionados? People dressed as clows getting it on. My hubby heard Lex & Terry talking about it on the radio a long time ago. Curiosity got the best of us. We checked it out. I couldn't sleep for a week. 🐛
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 09/25/08 at 09:48 AM
What a "great" way to start the day. The top 2 stories on WU make me say out loud -- EEEEW, NASTY! Rancid ocean blobs as sunscreen and naked clowns. ick, ick, ick!
Posted by larriann on 09/25/08 at 10:20 AM
KW: Yet again WU and CSI parallel - there's a CSI episode where some dude kills a clown b/c he walked in on his wife getting it on with one, she had a fetish.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 10:47 AM
Jules: Seriously? I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I AM on WU. But still... a CLOWN fetish? (shudder)
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 09/25/08 at 10:49 AM
their creepiness ranks right up there with spiders for me
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 10:50 AM
Jules: Me too. Spiders, snakes, clowns. All of 'em are unnatural!

Pablo: I think you have an aversion to noses in general. No snotty noses, no red noses....
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 09/25/08 at 11:17 AM
KW: Well I obviously would hate snotty red noses. . . You think I'm in the minority? And where is your Yoda mask KW? I feel like crushing the rebellion.
Posted by Pablo on 09/25/08 at 12:54 PM
Aw, I was hoping the clowns would at least be hot chicks. You have no idea how hard it is to find good clown porn these days.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 09/25/08 at 01:48 PM
kingmonkey - I assume you're already a member of the official clown porn dot com website??

Pablo - I don't have a red OR snotty nose, so I don't need my Yoda mask!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 09/25/08 at 02:18 PM
How 'bout just some Princess Lea hairmuffs then? Pablo still gets his rebellion crushing and you don't have to look like a green wrinkly midget thing.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 02:23 PM
I think Jules is on to something! 😊
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 09/25/08 at 02:26 PM
I think Jules is on something too. Could be sudafed.
Posted by Pablo on 09/25/08 at 02:43 PM
Yeah, well, there's nothing else to do up here...
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 02:59 PM
I have plenty to do. I just don't WANT to do it.
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 09/25/08 at 03:02 PM
I understand entirely - hence the reason I look for new comments every 2 minutes 😉
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 03:04 PM
You've made that perfectly clear. If you have a snotty nose OR a big shiny, possibly honking, red nose I have a Yoda mask. Princess Leia with a snotty nose would easily thwart Vader's advances on the rebellion. So, Yoda mask.
Posted by Pablo on 09/25/08 at 03:24 PM
I looked again.

There's actually a few cute clowns I wouldn't mind seeing naked. Hmmm. Never thought I'd say that.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 09/25/08 at 06:34 PM
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