neil ackerman

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["In America, a person is presumed innocent until the mug shot is released"]
Neil Ackerman, 35, might have asked a colleague if he could have Ackerman's girlfriend killed for him. Those he-said/he-said stories are hard to prove so it's a good thing we have the mug shot. Daily Herald (Arlington Heights, Ill.)

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Posted By: Chuck - Fri Feb 13, 2009
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I just busted out laughing in the middle of my office - that was awesome!

Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 02/13/09 at 03:14 PM

Great mugshot! The really surprising element is that he actually has a girlfriend. I need to see her pic before deciding on his guilt.

Posted by Skitt in SW USA on 02/13/09 at 03:22 PM

Guilty of trying to get the only girlfriend he will ever have killed. He looks INSANE!

Posted by AGFH on 02/13/09 at 04:10 PM

Guilty of using his driver's license picture!

Posted by DownCrisis on 02/13/09 at 04:44 PM

Joliet PD guilty of not beating this ass until his face straightened out.

Posted by mrjazz on 02/13/09 at 08:37 PM

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