[News] A Cat Roundup

If you're in Chicago, you can still catch Samantha Martin's cat show tomorrow night at the Gorilla Tango Theatre, which features the Rock Cats trio (kitties on guitar, piano, and drums) as well as a tightrope walker, barrel-roller, and skateboarder, among other daring performers. The Rock Cats' music "sucks," Martin admitted. "I mean, when they're playing, they're not even playing the same thing." And being cats, they're subject to not playing at all if they damn well choose. They're "really like diva actresses," she said, "always walking off in a huff." (Worried especially about the drummer, she has two backups.) "This is why you don't see trained cat acts. Because people—namely, the managers—can't take the humiliation." (News of the Weird 527, 1-23-1998, reported on Russia's long-running Moscow Cat Theater, aka Moscow Cat Circus, which appeared in 1998 at least to be a financially stable enterprise. There are numerous YouTube videos available via both search terms.)
On a more somber note, Heidi Erickson, 48, has returned to the headlines. The Plymouth, Mass., woman has been battling the law for a decade, with more than 40 cases of cat confiscations or lawsuits emanating from cat confiscations. NOTW 799 [6-1-2003] reported on alleged cruelty involved .in her scheme to breed the "imperfections" out of Persians. An eviction or two later, she moved in with a black, hermaphrodite woman, with whom she had a falling out over the woman's reading a Bible while driving Erickson down Interstate 495
[NOTW 897, 4-17-2005]. She also had a thing for storing cat carcasses in her freezer (but the state's highest court said that, by itself, was not illegal). This week, the city Board of Health, acting on a smell complaint, authorized a search and removed her current three cats and a dog and also found two cat carcasses in the freezer. Throughout her years of ordeal, by the way, she has never, ever, ever, ever gone quietly. Chicago Tribune /// Boston Herald

Today's Newsrangers: Gary Davidson, Caroline Lawler
     Posted By: Chuck - Fri Mar 20, 2009
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Oh but I must disagree Miss Patty! One of my cats will fetch a small ball, bring it back & drop it at my feet...over and over again! He will also stretch up to reach the bedroom door and use his right paw to pull the latch down, thus opening the door. And... he is quite fond of opening the bathroom drawers when I'm at work, removing items and placing them on my pillow so I have presents when I get home! My other cat loves to play the piano...not actual songs of course..but he does like to experiment with the keys.... :cheese:
Posted by Skitt in SW USA on 03/20/09 at 06:28 PM
I'd love to see that cat show, even if they do walk off in a huff halfway through. I can't imagine getting them all on the stage and performing at the same time though. We have a saying around here, when something is particularly difficult, we say it's like 'trying to herd cats.'
Posted by Nethie on 03/20/09 at 07:14 PM
lol @ 'trying to herd cats'- I've never heard that one before. But it sure fits when I go in the back yard to get our 3 cats to all come in the house at once...and suddenly they all run in different directions.... then look at me like 'we'll come in when we're ready and not just cuz you say so' !!
Posted by Skitt in SW USA on 03/20/09 at 07:38 PM
Skitt, patty - I can't believe you've never heard that phrase before. I seems pretty old. Nethie is right about it's common meaning. I don't know where it came from but it is used alot in the business world to describe a project that is extremely difficult due to circumstances that are out of your control. I've also seen it used to describe getting atheists together on a cause, the idea being that 'freethinkers' tend to be difficult to get together.

If all that does nothing for you check out the video below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/21/09 at 10:20 AM
Skitt - You know that all the while your kitty is bringing the ball back to you, it's saying to the other cats "Watch how many times I can make them keep throwing it for me! Watch! They do it every time! They're so dumb"
😉
Cat's don't have owners, they have staff.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 03/21/09 at 09:03 PM
sounds like her shows are a cat-tastrophe.....
Posted by mrjazz on 03/22/09 at 02:39 PM
Jules ~ oh believe me I totally understand the concept that the cats own me and not vice versa! They indeed have me well trained.
They are patient though. If I don't respond to their whims quickly enough, they won't get all agitated or anything, merely sit in the corner and stare at me until I can't take it any longer. :lol:
Posted by Skitt in SW USA on 03/23/09 at 04:43 PM
Mine yell at me until I give them what they want. I've heard being married is a similar experience 😊
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 03/23/09 at 07:26 PM
The best cat herder I've EVER seen is thus guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFiLj0ui4Bs&feature=fvsr
Posted by Tyrusguy on 12/04/11 at 11:32 PM
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