Researchers at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine (New York's Yeshiva University) reported success with a topical application of nanoparticles of nitric oxide, as a Viagra substitute, giving 5 out of 7 rats hard-ons.
Daily Telegraph (London)
German doctors removed a 40-lb. cyst from a Saudi woman (which is not a world record, by any means, i.e., try 303 lbs., but she only weighed 120 lbs. going in).
Associated Press via Fox News /// Bild (Berlin)
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What if you put up photos of the Wall Street masters of the universe and gave out chances (like carnival sideshows) to shoot 'em down and win big kewpie dolls (sorta like these two Czech artists did)?
Agence France-Presse via Yahoo
At least one Republican official sees Democrats as blameless for the root causes of American dysfunction . . because the fault lies with Satan himself.
Salt Lake Tribune
Today's Fish/Barrel Shoot: Britain's Justice Secretary, despairing that "prison" doesn't seem to cure bad people, says let's try untough love, like sending the perps to mentors to teach 'em how to fish, plant gardens, apply for gov't benefits, etc.
Daily Mail
I don't have a mugshot for ya today, but here's a horse with a moustache---will that do?
Daily Telegraph (London)
Today's Newsrangers: Mark Neunder, David Oldridge
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