News of the Weird (June 22, 2014)
News of the Weird
Weirdnuz.M376, June 22, 2014
Copyright 2014 by Chuck Shepherd. All rights reserved.
Lead Story
Marking Japan’s latest unfathomable social trend, two paperback photo books--both consisting only of portraits of the rear ends of hamsters--have experienced surprising and still-growing printing runs. Japanese society has long seemed easily captured by anything considered “kawaii” (or “cute”), according to a May Wall Street Journal dispatch, and a representative of one book’s publisher called his volume “delightfully cute.” “I can’t stop smiling,” he said, “when I see these butts.” The two books in print are “Hamuketsu” (hamster buttocks) and “Hamuketsu--So Cute You Could Faint.” A third, “The Original Hamuketsu” was set to debut in June. [Wall Street Journal, 5-21-2014]
Recurring Themes
Another driver died after being unable to dodge his own vehicle. A 58-year-old man was hit by his van in New York City in June after he double-parked and was opening the door on the passenger side and realized that the vehicle was still in reverse gear. He tried to jam one foot onto the brake but hit the gas instead, causing the van to jump backward, ejecting him, and pinning him between the van and another van parked alongside. The man suffered a heart attack and died as his vehicle broke free and drifted across the busy Manhattan intersection of Madison Avenue and East 49th Street. [DNAinfo New York, 6-5-2014]
Dead or just in “deep meditation”? A renowned Hindu guru, Shri Ashutosh Maharaj, in his 70s, passed away in January (so concluded police in Jalandhar, India), but His Holiness’s disciples have refused to release the body, keeping it in a commercial freezer, contending that he has merely drifted into the deeper form of the meditation for which he is well-known--and will return to life when he is ready. (The guru’s religious order, not coincidentally, is a real estate powerhouse in the Punjab region and on nearly every continent, and the guru’s family is certain the “meditation” is a ruse to allow the Ashram’s continued control of the financial empire.) [Daily Telegraph (London), 5-28-2014]
After the U.S. Postal Service recently finalized its purchase of “small-arms ammunition,” it became only the most recent federal agency to make a large purchase of bullets for its armed agents (who are perhaps more numerous than the public realizes). In the last year or so, reports have surfaced that the Social Security Administration ordered 174,000 hollow-point bullets, the Department of Agriculture 320,000 rounds, Homeland Security 450 million rounds (for its 135,000 armed agents), the FBI 100 million hollow-points, and even the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration 46,000 rounds. (In May, the Department of Agriculture added an order of submachine guns and body armor.) [Newsmax, 4-14-2014] [Washington Times, 5-16-2014]
Unclear on the Concept: Robert Kiefer, 25, was arrested in Akron, Ohio, in February after losing his composure over an expected check that had not yet arrived in the mail. Rather than complain to the check issuer, Kiefer did as several others have done in News of the Weird’s experience--attack the letter carrier. Kiefer pepper-sprayed the postman (with his own canister that he carries for protection), and in the ensuing struggle, bit the carrier on the leg. [Akron Beacon Journal, 2-10-2014]
Police in Lincoln, Neb., tracking down a call about a missing 3-year-old boy downtown, managed to locate him in the type of place where other toddlers have turned up after briefly escaping the sight of their parents: inside a toy vending machine. The boy had crawled up through the toy-release slot of the Bear Claw and was safely, joyously playing among the bin of colorful stuffed animals at Madsen’s Bowling & Billiards. [Omaha World-Herald, 4-15-2014]
In the second such incident reported here in four months, an overenthusiastic police officer handcuffed and detained a firefighter working a 9-1-1 call, ostensibly because the firefighter refused to stop work and go move his fire truck to the officer’s satisfaction. Like the earlier incident in California, the unequivocal state law in Louisiana makes it illegal for anyone to interfere with a firefighter on emergency call, and the officer, from the New Roads, La., Police Department, in principle faces a stiff fine and possible jail sentence. [WBRZ-TV (Baton Rouge), 3-26-2014]
Orthodox Judaism requires a divorcing spouse to obtain permission of the other via a document called a “get,” leaving much power in the hands of the responding spouse--and leading to an occasional resort to trickery or violence to persuade the uncooperative spouse. In May, Lakewood, N.J., Rabbi Mendel Epstein, and his son, and three other men were indicted for scheming to use electric cattle prods on behalf of a wife against a recalcitrant husband. (Four other men in the alleged scheme have already pleaded guilty.) According to prosecutors, Rabbi Epstein has been implicated in other over-the-top efforts to obtain “gets,” in 2009 and 2010, and the indictment charges the 2013 episode also involved kidnaping, surgical blades, and a screwdriver. [Asbury Park Press, 5-22-2014]
Emergency crews in the UK once again came under criticism in June when two dozen police and firefighters, in three trucks and using a cherry-picker, blocked off a busy street in Cheltenham for an hour so they could rescue and release a bird (a “rook”) caught in netting on top of a small apartment building. (Bonus Irony: The building’s owner had installed the keepaway netting for the sole purpose of discouraging rooks from roosting and nesting, as they were soiling neighborhood rooftops.) [Western Daily Press (Leicester), 6-3-2014]
Updates
An historic, decades-old snit ended in May in the town of Tabasco, Mexico, where two men (now in their 70s) who were the very last living speakers of their village’s Ayapaneco language resumed talking to each other, and through the efforts of Stanford University anthropologist James Fox, their language may now be sufficiently recorded for a preserved historical record. The cause of their falling out was not reported. [Daily Mail (London), 5-20-2014]
If tiny Iceland has a worldly cultural showcase, it is the Icelandic Phallological Museum, founded in Reykjavik in 1997 and housing 300 penises and penile parts from 93 different animals. So far, however, it lacks an exhibition-worthy human penis. That omission is about to be remedied, as Mr. Jonah Falcon, a New York City D-List celebrity because of his organ that measures 13-1/2 inches, has accepted an invitation to donate (presumably not in the flesh until he dies). Falcon notably refuses to appear in pornography but said he regards this mission, for what Huffington Post called the Louvre of penises, a higher calling. [Huffington Post, 5-2-2014]
Former NYPD officer Gilberto Valle, 30, was convicted in 2013 of conspiring to kidnap and torture--and then cook and eat the corpses of--an unspecified number of women he had listed on a website called DarkFetishNet.com, even though he insists that he was merely a harmless fantasy storyteller. Now, as he awaits sentencing at a New York City prison, officials have allowed him to train as a chef, preparing breakfast and lunch for inmates and guards. Although his wife divorced him and took their one child, other family members, and friends, support him, according to a May report in New York Daily News (including fellow prisoners, who joke with Valle about the irony). Said his mother, “The only thing he’s guilty of is being stupid enough to be on that website.” [New York Daily News, 5-8-2014]
Winston-Salem, N.C., surgeon Stuart Meloy and associates recently won their patent for an “orgasm machine” (first mentioned in News of the Weird in 2001), allowing patient trials to begin soon by a Minnesota company. The often-described birth of the device came when Dr. Meloy was treating a woman for excruciating back pain by running electrodes to the spinal column when he “accidentally” brushed the nerve apparently responsible for the female orgasm. Eventually, Dr. Meloy developed a pacemaker-type device, to be implanted in a buttock, with a push-button “pain reliever” that the woman uses to charge the electrodes. (He emphasizes that the surgery is so invasive as to be improper for all except women with “serious” orgasmic dysfunction.) [WBTV (Charlotte), 3-5-2014]
Thanks This Week to Gary DaSilva, and to the News of the Weird Board of Editorial Advisors.
Weirdnuz.M376, June 22, 2014
Copyright 2014 by Chuck Shepherd. All rights reserved.
Lead Story
Marking Japan’s latest unfathomable social trend, two paperback photo books--both consisting only of portraits of the rear ends of hamsters--have experienced surprising and still-growing printing runs. Japanese society has long seemed easily captured by anything considered “kawaii” (or “cute”), according to a May Wall Street Journal dispatch, and a representative of one book’s publisher called his volume “delightfully cute.” “I can’t stop smiling,” he said, “when I see these butts.” The two books in print are “Hamuketsu” (hamster buttocks) and “Hamuketsu--So Cute You Could Faint.” A third, “The Original Hamuketsu” was set to debut in June. [Wall Street Journal, 5-21-2014]
Recurring Themes
Another driver died after being unable to dodge his own vehicle. A 58-year-old man was hit by his van in New York City in June after he double-parked and was opening the door on the passenger side and realized that the vehicle was still in reverse gear. He tried to jam one foot onto the brake but hit the gas instead, causing the van to jump backward, ejecting him, and pinning him between the van and another van parked alongside. The man suffered a heart attack and died as his vehicle broke free and drifted across the busy Manhattan intersection of Madison Avenue and East 49th Street. [DNAinfo New York, 6-5-2014]
Dead or just in “deep meditation”? A renowned Hindu guru, Shri Ashutosh Maharaj, in his 70s, passed away in January (so concluded police in Jalandhar, India), but His Holiness’s disciples have refused to release the body, keeping it in a commercial freezer, contending that he has merely drifted into the deeper form of the meditation for which he is well-known--and will return to life when he is ready. (The guru’s religious order, not coincidentally, is a real estate powerhouse in the Punjab region and on nearly every continent, and the guru’s family is certain the “meditation” is a ruse to allow the Ashram’s continued control of the financial empire.) [Daily Telegraph (London), 5-28-2014]
After the U.S. Postal Service recently finalized its purchase of “small-arms ammunition,” it became only the most recent federal agency to make a large purchase of bullets for its armed agents (who are perhaps more numerous than the public realizes). In the last year or so, reports have surfaced that the Social Security Administration ordered 174,000 hollow-point bullets, the Department of Agriculture 320,000 rounds, Homeland Security 450 million rounds (for its 135,000 armed agents), the FBI 100 million hollow-points, and even the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration 46,000 rounds. (In May, the Department of Agriculture added an order of submachine guns and body armor.) [Newsmax, 4-14-2014] [Washington Times, 5-16-2014]
Unclear on the Concept: Robert Kiefer, 25, was arrested in Akron, Ohio, in February after losing his composure over an expected check that had not yet arrived in the mail. Rather than complain to the check issuer, Kiefer did as several others have done in News of the Weird’s experience--attack the letter carrier. Kiefer pepper-sprayed the postman (with his own canister that he carries for protection), and in the ensuing struggle, bit the carrier on the leg. [Akron Beacon Journal, 2-10-2014]
Police in Lincoln, Neb., tracking down a call about a missing 3-year-old boy downtown, managed to locate him in the type of place where other toddlers have turned up after briefly escaping the sight of their parents: inside a toy vending machine. The boy had crawled up through the toy-release slot of the Bear Claw and was safely, joyously playing among the bin of colorful stuffed animals at Madsen’s Bowling & Billiards. [Omaha World-Herald, 4-15-2014]
In the second such incident reported here in four months, an overenthusiastic police officer handcuffed and detained a firefighter working a 9-1-1 call, ostensibly because the firefighter refused to stop work and go move his fire truck to the officer’s satisfaction. Like the earlier incident in California, the unequivocal state law in Louisiana makes it illegal for anyone to interfere with a firefighter on emergency call, and the officer, from the New Roads, La., Police Department, in principle faces a stiff fine and possible jail sentence. [WBRZ-TV (Baton Rouge), 3-26-2014]
Orthodox Judaism requires a divorcing spouse to obtain permission of the other via a document called a “get,” leaving much power in the hands of the responding spouse--and leading to an occasional resort to trickery or violence to persuade the uncooperative spouse. In May, Lakewood, N.J., Rabbi Mendel Epstein, and his son, and three other men were indicted for scheming to use electric cattle prods on behalf of a wife against a recalcitrant husband. (Four other men in the alleged scheme have already pleaded guilty.) According to prosecutors, Rabbi Epstein has been implicated in other over-the-top efforts to obtain “gets,” in 2009 and 2010, and the indictment charges the 2013 episode also involved kidnaping, surgical blades, and a screwdriver. [Asbury Park Press, 5-22-2014]
Emergency crews in the UK once again came under criticism in June when two dozen police and firefighters, in three trucks and using a cherry-picker, blocked off a busy street in Cheltenham for an hour so they could rescue and release a bird (a “rook”) caught in netting on top of a small apartment building. (Bonus Irony: The building’s owner had installed the keepaway netting for the sole purpose of discouraging rooks from roosting and nesting, as they were soiling neighborhood rooftops.) [Western Daily Press (Leicester), 6-3-2014]
Updates
An historic, decades-old snit ended in May in the town of Tabasco, Mexico, where two men (now in their 70s) who were the very last living speakers of their village’s Ayapaneco language resumed talking to each other, and through the efforts of Stanford University anthropologist James Fox, their language may now be sufficiently recorded for a preserved historical record. The cause of their falling out was not reported. [Daily Mail (London), 5-20-2014]
If tiny Iceland has a worldly cultural showcase, it is the Icelandic Phallological Museum, founded in Reykjavik in 1997 and housing 300 penises and penile parts from 93 different animals. So far, however, it lacks an exhibition-worthy human penis. That omission is about to be remedied, as Mr. Jonah Falcon, a New York City D-List celebrity because of his organ that measures 13-1/2 inches, has accepted an invitation to donate (presumably not in the flesh until he dies). Falcon notably refuses to appear in pornography but said he regards this mission, for what Huffington Post called the Louvre of penises, a higher calling. [Huffington Post, 5-2-2014]
Former NYPD officer Gilberto Valle, 30, was convicted in 2013 of conspiring to kidnap and torture--and then cook and eat the corpses of--an unspecified number of women he had listed on a website called DarkFetishNet.com, even though he insists that he was merely a harmless fantasy storyteller. Now, as he awaits sentencing at a New York City prison, officials have allowed him to train as a chef, preparing breakfast and lunch for inmates and guards. Although his wife divorced him and took their one child, other family members, and friends, support him, according to a May report in New York Daily News (including fellow prisoners, who joke with Valle about the irony). Said his mother, “The only thing he’s guilty of is being stupid enough to be on that website.” [New York Daily News, 5-8-2014]
Winston-Salem, N.C., surgeon Stuart Meloy and associates recently won their patent for an “orgasm machine” (first mentioned in News of the Weird in 2001), allowing patient trials to begin soon by a Minnesota company. The often-described birth of the device came when Dr. Meloy was treating a woman for excruciating back pain by running electrodes to the spinal column when he “accidentally” brushed the nerve apparently responsible for the female orgasm. Eventually, Dr. Meloy developed a pacemaker-type device, to be implanted in a buttock, with a push-button “pain reliever” that the woman uses to charge the electrodes. (He emphasizes that the surgery is so invasive as to be improper for all except women with “serious” orgasmic dysfunction.) [WBTV (Charlotte), 3-5-2014]
Thanks This Week to Gary DaSilva, and to the News of the Weird Board of Editorial Advisors.
Comments
Ratt Butt Oh, goodie! It's been 'translated' into Engrish.
Dead Driver I've read and reread the explanations and I'm not convinced we've gotten the right of it. The physics seems to be off.
Deep Meditation I'm not sure this qualifies as "weird", it is India after all.
Armed Federal Agencies Now, if I were a conspiracy nut I'd be alarmed, very, very alarmed.
Robert Kiefer Now, if I were a conspiracy nut.... Oh :down: sorry.
Vending Kids Time to retire this one, Chuck, even the Nebraska cops are wise to it.
LPD vs LFD Ya' shouldn't try to argue with stupid.
Getting the Get Now the gubment is stifling religious freedom!
Bird Trap The local fuzz rooked the fine people of Cheltenham out of an hour's use of their streets.
Ayapaneco Latin's rival rears its ugly head.
Phallological Museum We're still dicking around with this story? This is its 3rd time around.
Hungry Cop This story has already made it into one of TV's cop shows. Can't remember which one though.
A Push-Button World Inspiring joy-joy feelings to one an all!
Dead Driver I've read and reread the explanations and I'm not convinced we've gotten the right of it. The physics seems to be off.
Deep Meditation I'm not sure this qualifies as "weird", it is India after all.
Armed Federal Agencies Now, if I were a conspiracy nut I'd be alarmed, very, very alarmed.
Robert Kiefer Now, if I were a conspiracy nut.... Oh :down: sorry.
Vending Kids Time to retire this one, Chuck, even the Nebraska cops are wise to it.
LPD vs LFD Ya' shouldn't try to argue with stupid.
Getting the Get Now the gubment is stifling religious freedom!
Bird Trap The local fuzz rooked the fine people of Cheltenham out of an hour's use of their streets.
Ayapaneco Latin's rival rears its ugly head.
Phallological Museum We're still dicking around with this story? This is its 3rd time around.
Hungry Cop This story has already made it into one of TV's cop shows. Can't remember which one though.
A Push-Button World Inspiring joy-joy feelings to one an all!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 06/22/14 at 10:38 AM
There's a Richard Gere joke in there somewhere.
Posted by crc on 06/22/14 at 10:40 PM
What kind of “serious” orgasmic dysfunction would necessitate invasive back surgery, which has the potential to leave you with severe back pain or paralysis.
Posted by RobK on 06/23/14 at 11:42 AM
I "Get" it...
The Jewish "Get" system of divorce isn't substantially different than Pennsylvania law, where you also have to effectively get consent from your spouse to get divorced. While the law may be officially different, try convincing a judge to grant a divorce without both parties' consent!
Took three years and a lot of $ for me to "get" my divorce.
We never did consider using any of the devices mentioned in the story, though; perhaps that would have sped up the process!
The Jewish "Get" system of divorce isn't substantially different than Pennsylvania law, where you also have to effectively get consent from your spouse to get divorced. While the law may be officially different, try convincing a judge to grant a divorce without both parties' consent!
Took three years and a lot of $ for me to "get" my divorce.
We never did consider using any of the devices mentioned in the story, though; perhaps that would have sped up the process!
Posted by Anonymous on 06/25/14 at 12:23 PM
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