News of the Weird, November 9, 2014
News of the Weird
Weirdnuz.M396, November 9, 2014
Copyright 2014 by Chuck Shepherd. All rights reserved.
Lead Story
Amanda Collins, 28, took “beauty pageant mom” to the next level (down) earlier this year when she entered her daughter Luna in Britain’s UK Princess and Prince International--based entirely on Luna’s ultrasound scan at age 20 weeks. Said Collins, “As soon as I saw her image on the screen . . . I knew she was a stunner.” Contest officials had accepted the scan application, and six weeks after birth, Luna was named runner-up in the Princess and Prince, and on top of that, four weeks later, runner-up in Miss Dreams UK. “All she has to do,” said Collins, “as lie in my arms and smile as I stroll down the catwalk.” [Daily Mail (London), 10-26-2014]
Recurring Themes
In September, at the annual 10-day Phuket Vegetarian Festival in Thailand (ostensibly promoting abstinence from eating meat), dozens of men pierced and sliced their mouths, cheeks, and arms in religious devotion in a spectacle which, though blood-drenched, was supposedly free of pain (and subsequent scars) because the fanatics were in god-imposed trances. The display supposedly brings “good health, peace of mind, and spiritual cleansing,” and includes walking on hot coals and climbing blade-embedded ladders (both barefoot, of course), all to the accompaniment of fireworks and the ear-shattering pounding of drums. [Huffington Post UK, 9-29-2014]
Brad Culpepper played defensive tackle for nine NFL seasons and not surprisingly applied for disability when he retired, since his medical folder listed 14 MRIs, head and knee trauma, and neurological and vision problems--which resulted in doctors declaring him “89 percent” disabled and Fairmont Premier insurance company’s giving him a $175,000 settlement. Fairmont sued recently to get its money back, claiming that Culpepper is, and was, “exquisitely fit,” as evidenced by a September 2013 Tampa Bay Times feature on his gym workouts, and in his having earned a martial-arts Black Belt, and in his participation for 14 days in the grueling TV series “Survivor: Blood vs. Water” in 2013. [Tampa Bay Times, 9-17-2014, 9-19-2013]
Angry taxpayers and retail customers sometimes protest their debt by paying the bill with containers of coins (especially pennies), but what if a company does that to a customer? A court had ruled that Adriana’s Insurance Services in Rancho Cucamonga, Calif., had unjustifiably ejected (and assaulted) 74-year-old Andres Carrasco from its office when he complained about a canceled policy, and ordered Adriana’s to pay him about $21,000. Consequently, in August, the still-irritated company dropped off at least 16 buckets full of coins at the customer’s lawyer’s office. [Los Angeles Times, 8-6-2014]
Several News of the Weird stories mentioned Body Dysmorphic Disorder sufferers who sought the ultimate treatment: amputation of healthy body parts on irrationally aesthetic grounds, led by castration-desiring men. Now, 15-year-old Danielle Bradshaw of Tameside, England, also wants a useful leg amputated--but not irrationally. Her “developmental dysplasia” caused the amputation of her useless right leg, but the resultant stress on the left one has weakened it, and besides, having taken up competitive running, she wants Oscar Pistorius-style blades instead of her current prosthesis, which slows her down. However, no hospital has yet agreed to perform the surgery, considering the leg’s continued functionality and Bradshaw’s age. [Daily Mail (London), 9-18-2014]
Suitors Doing It Wrong: (1) News of the Weird’s stuck-in-chimney stories usually involve burglaries gone wrong, but when Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa, 30, was rescued by firefighters in a Thousand Oaks, Calif., chimney in October, it appeared only that she was unwantedly trying to visit an ex-boyfriend. (The police report diplomatically had her intent as “unclear.”) (2) In August, John Lind, 34, became the most recent frustrated admirer so infatuated with a co-worker that he was moved to ejaculate multiple times on her desk and into her coffee cup. He said he wanted her to “notice” him. [KTLA-TV (Los Angeles), 10-19-2014] [WCCO-TV (Minneapolis), 9-3-2014]
The most recent “segregated sidewalks” dispute in a community with a large strict-Orthodox Jewish population occurred in September in the English town of Stamford Hill, when Haredi Jews, trying to remove temptations, placed sidewalk signs (for an upcoming parade) reading, in English and Hebrew, “Women should please walk along this side of the road only” (since sect members are forbidden even to brush against people of the opposite sex except for close relatives). The Hackney council ordered the signs removed because befuddled, sometimes outraged, non-Haredis complained. [London Evening Standard, 9-19-2014]
Perspective: Florida is well-known not just for its “stand your ground” defense to the use of deadly force but to the pro-gun interpretation given it by some judges and juries. On the other extreme, however, the legislature has enacted an unusually severe penalty for any “aggravated assault” that includes gunfire--a “mandatory minimum” of 20 years in prison. Lee Wollard, now 59, faces a year 2028 release date because he fired a warning shot into the wall of his home in 2006 to scare off his 16-year-old daughter’s boyfriend, who was threatening the girl. Judge Donald Jacobsen said in court that he disagreed with his own sentence but that his oath required him to impose it. (In a similar 2012 News of the Weird Florida domestic violence “warning shot” case, Marissa Alexander, 31, remains in prison with a release date of 2032.) [CBS News, 10-5-2014]
Though Americans seem sensitive to the issue of government’s use of “science” in policy-making, some agencies in Iceland believe it irrelevant (as News of the Weird mentioned in a 2009 item in which Alcoa was required to prove it was protecting Iceland’s underground “hidden people” before it was permitted to build a smelting plant). In September 2014, the municipal government of Fljotsdalsherao accepted its own official “truth” commission’s findings that the legendary Icelandic sea monster Lagarfljótsormurinn actually exists. (The monster, about 100 yards long, has been seen slithering as recently as 2012. Government critics accused the council of pandering for tourism business.) [Discovery News, 9-12-2014]
In the most recent incident in which a driver actually ran over himself, a man in Aurora, Colo., suffered life-threatening injuries on October 26th when, as he backed out of his driveway, his front driver’s side tire ran over his head. He had jumped out the door to avoid a lit cigarette that had fallen into his jacket, and as he fell, he landed underneath the driver’s door as the van continued slowly in reverse. [KUSA-TV (Denver), 10-26-2014]
Updates
News of the Weird first mentioned the breakthrough treatment of “fecal transplants” in 2000 (to remedy the brutal diarrhea caused by Clostridium difficile infections)--in which large-intestine bacteria of a healthier relative is delivered to the patient’s gut--so that healthy bacteria kill off the germs causing the diarrhea. However, the procedure is awkward and inconvenient and requires a colonoscopy to deliver. Recently, researchers at Massachusetts General Hospital tried an alternative: placing healthy transplant poop into 30 large, stomach-acid-resistant capsules, to be ingested by mouth over two days. The regimen worked remarkably well for 14 of 20 patients, and for four of the remaining six on a second try. [NPR, 10-11-2014]
Sisters Martine and Louise Fokkens, 71, have finally retired as prostitutes in Amsterdam after 50-year careers. (“Fokkens” is their “stage” name, supposedly translated as “old whores” in Dutch.) Louise has not worked since 2010 because of arthritis, but appeared with Martine in a 2012 documentary and in October 2014 reminisced for the Jewish news agency JTA. The “business” changed, anyway, Louise said. Amsterdam’s “working girls” are now all foreign, and young, and the clients are tourists instead of locals. Back then, she said, “Our life in the business [was] a source of pride.” [JTA (Jewish Telegraphic Agency) (New York), 10-8-2014]
Readers’ Choice
(1) Ashley Tull, 30, was arrested in Selbyville, Del., in October after her 4-year-old daughter showed up at Hickory Tree Child Care Center with more than 200 baggies of heroin in her backpack, innocently sharing them with classmates. (2) Chula Vista, Calif., police officers in August rescued a woman and her adult daughter, who had screamed to 911 that they were trapped in the mother’s bedroom, unable to leave because her house cat had turned bad and was “guarding” the door. (Officers repeatedly called “Cuppy” by name, softly, until he finally walked away.) [WCAU-TV (Philadelphia), 10-7-2014] [KGTV (San Diego), 8-12-2014]
Thanks This Week to Donovan Weimar, Shannon Russ, Steven Lobejko, Jim Peterson, David Walker, and Perry Levin, and to the News of the Weird Board of Editorial Advisors.
Weirdnuz.M396, November 9, 2014
Copyright 2014 by Chuck Shepherd. All rights reserved.
Lead Story
Amanda Collins, 28, took “beauty pageant mom” to the next level (down) earlier this year when she entered her daughter Luna in Britain’s UK Princess and Prince International--based entirely on Luna’s ultrasound scan at age 20 weeks. Said Collins, “As soon as I saw her image on the screen . . . I knew she was a stunner.” Contest officials had accepted the scan application, and six weeks after birth, Luna was named runner-up in the Princess and Prince, and on top of that, four weeks later, runner-up in Miss Dreams UK. “All she has to do,” said Collins, “as lie in my arms and smile as I stroll down the catwalk.” [Daily Mail (London), 10-26-2014]
Recurring Themes
In September, at the annual 10-day Phuket Vegetarian Festival in Thailand (ostensibly promoting abstinence from eating meat), dozens of men pierced and sliced their mouths, cheeks, and arms in religious devotion in a spectacle which, though blood-drenched, was supposedly free of pain (and subsequent scars) because the fanatics were in god-imposed trances. The display supposedly brings “good health, peace of mind, and spiritual cleansing,” and includes walking on hot coals and climbing blade-embedded ladders (both barefoot, of course), all to the accompaniment of fireworks and the ear-shattering pounding of drums. [Huffington Post UK, 9-29-2014]
Brad Culpepper played defensive tackle for nine NFL seasons and not surprisingly applied for disability when he retired, since his medical folder listed 14 MRIs, head and knee trauma, and neurological and vision problems--which resulted in doctors declaring him “89 percent” disabled and Fairmont Premier insurance company’s giving him a $175,000 settlement. Fairmont sued recently to get its money back, claiming that Culpepper is, and was, “exquisitely fit,” as evidenced by a September 2013 Tampa Bay Times feature on his gym workouts, and in his having earned a martial-arts Black Belt, and in his participation for 14 days in the grueling TV series “Survivor: Blood vs. Water” in 2013. [Tampa Bay Times, 9-17-2014, 9-19-2013]
Angry taxpayers and retail customers sometimes protest their debt by paying the bill with containers of coins (especially pennies), but what if a company does that to a customer? A court had ruled that Adriana’s Insurance Services in Rancho Cucamonga, Calif., had unjustifiably ejected (and assaulted) 74-year-old Andres Carrasco from its office when he complained about a canceled policy, and ordered Adriana’s to pay him about $21,000. Consequently, in August, the still-irritated company dropped off at least 16 buckets full of coins at the customer’s lawyer’s office. [Los Angeles Times, 8-6-2014]
Several News of the Weird stories mentioned Body Dysmorphic Disorder sufferers who sought the ultimate treatment: amputation of healthy body parts on irrationally aesthetic grounds, led by castration-desiring men. Now, 15-year-old Danielle Bradshaw of Tameside, England, also wants a useful leg amputated--but not irrationally. Her “developmental dysplasia” caused the amputation of her useless right leg, but the resultant stress on the left one has weakened it, and besides, having taken up competitive running, she wants Oscar Pistorius-style blades instead of her current prosthesis, which slows her down. However, no hospital has yet agreed to perform the surgery, considering the leg’s continued functionality and Bradshaw’s age. [Daily Mail (London), 9-18-2014]
Suitors Doing It Wrong: (1) News of the Weird’s stuck-in-chimney stories usually involve burglaries gone wrong, but when Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa, 30, was rescued by firefighters in a Thousand Oaks, Calif., chimney in October, it appeared only that she was unwantedly trying to visit an ex-boyfriend. (The police report diplomatically had her intent as “unclear.”) (2) In August, John Lind, 34, became the most recent frustrated admirer so infatuated with a co-worker that he was moved to ejaculate multiple times on her desk and into her coffee cup. He said he wanted her to “notice” him. [KTLA-TV (Los Angeles), 10-19-2014] [WCCO-TV (Minneapolis), 9-3-2014]
The most recent “segregated sidewalks” dispute in a community with a large strict-Orthodox Jewish population occurred in September in the English town of Stamford Hill, when Haredi Jews, trying to remove temptations, placed sidewalk signs (for an upcoming parade) reading, in English and Hebrew, “Women should please walk along this side of the road only” (since sect members are forbidden even to brush against people of the opposite sex except for close relatives). The Hackney council ordered the signs removed because befuddled, sometimes outraged, non-Haredis complained. [London Evening Standard, 9-19-2014]
Perspective: Florida is well-known not just for its “stand your ground” defense to the use of deadly force but to the pro-gun interpretation given it by some judges and juries. On the other extreme, however, the legislature has enacted an unusually severe penalty for any “aggravated assault” that includes gunfire--a “mandatory minimum” of 20 years in prison. Lee Wollard, now 59, faces a year 2028 release date because he fired a warning shot into the wall of his home in 2006 to scare off his 16-year-old daughter’s boyfriend, who was threatening the girl. Judge Donald Jacobsen said in court that he disagreed with his own sentence but that his oath required him to impose it. (In a similar 2012 News of the Weird Florida domestic violence “warning shot” case, Marissa Alexander, 31, remains in prison with a release date of 2032.) [CBS News, 10-5-2014]
Though Americans seem sensitive to the issue of government’s use of “science” in policy-making, some agencies in Iceland believe it irrelevant (as News of the Weird mentioned in a 2009 item in which Alcoa was required to prove it was protecting Iceland’s underground “hidden people” before it was permitted to build a smelting plant). In September 2014, the municipal government of Fljotsdalsherao accepted its own official “truth” commission’s findings that the legendary Icelandic sea monster Lagarfljótsormurinn actually exists. (The monster, about 100 yards long, has been seen slithering as recently as 2012. Government critics accused the council of pandering for tourism business.) [Discovery News, 9-12-2014]
In the most recent incident in which a driver actually ran over himself, a man in Aurora, Colo., suffered life-threatening injuries on October 26th when, as he backed out of his driveway, his front driver’s side tire ran over his head. He had jumped out the door to avoid a lit cigarette that had fallen into his jacket, and as he fell, he landed underneath the driver’s door as the van continued slowly in reverse. [KUSA-TV (Denver), 10-26-2014]
Updates
News of the Weird first mentioned the breakthrough treatment of “fecal transplants” in 2000 (to remedy the brutal diarrhea caused by Clostridium difficile infections)--in which large-intestine bacteria of a healthier relative is delivered to the patient’s gut--so that healthy bacteria kill off the germs causing the diarrhea. However, the procedure is awkward and inconvenient and requires a colonoscopy to deliver. Recently, researchers at Massachusetts General Hospital tried an alternative: placing healthy transplant poop into 30 large, stomach-acid-resistant capsules, to be ingested by mouth over two days. The regimen worked remarkably well for 14 of 20 patients, and for four of the remaining six on a second try. [NPR, 10-11-2014]
Sisters Martine and Louise Fokkens, 71, have finally retired as prostitutes in Amsterdam after 50-year careers. (“Fokkens” is their “stage” name, supposedly translated as “old whores” in Dutch.) Louise has not worked since 2010 because of arthritis, but appeared with Martine in a 2012 documentary and in October 2014 reminisced for the Jewish news agency JTA. The “business” changed, anyway, Louise said. Amsterdam’s “working girls” are now all foreign, and young, and the clients are tourists instead of locals. Back then, she said, “Our life in the business [was] a source of pride.” [JTA (Jewish Telegraphic Agency) (New York), 10-8-2014]
Readers’ Choice
(1) Ashley Tull, 30, was arrested in Selbyville, Del., in October after her 4-year-old daughter showed up at Hickory Tree Child Care Center with more than 200 baggies of heroin in her backpack, innocently sharing them with classmates. (2) Chula Vista, Calif., police officers in August rescued a woman and her adult daughter, who had screamed to 911 that they were trapped in the mother’s bedroom, unable to leave because her house cat had turned bad and was “guarding” the door. (Officers repeatedly called “Cuppy” by name, softly, until he finally walked away.) [WCAU-TV (Philadelphia), 10-7-2014] [KGTV (San Diego), 8-12-2014]
Thanks This Week to Donovan Weimar, Shannon Russ, Steven Lobejko, Jim Peterson, David Walker, and Perry Levin, and to the News of the Weird Board of Editorial Advisors.
Comments
The baby of the beauty contest obsessed mom is kind of ugly IMO.
Posted by ges on 11/09/14 at 07:03 PM
Beauty Baby A face only a mother could love.
Pierced and Sliced Phukdat!
Brad Culpepper Mental deficiency lead to more than one crime at a time.
Buckets of Coins Iniciar rodando esas monedas, Pedro!
Danielle Bradshaw That's socialized medicine for you! Skimping on prosthesis payouts.
John Lind What kind of distance are we talking when he hit her coffee cup?
Girls <---->Boys Finally we find a city council with some backbone! Kudos to the Stamford Hill Gang!
Florida Law A legislature's job is obviously obfuscation.
Fljotsdalsherao Of course he's just Nessie's sibling.
The Fokkens Sisters I still don't understand US's phobia of the human body & it's uses.
NOTE TO WUvians: Mom has removed to more Northern climes and I, too, have washed the stigma of Xanth from my address.
Another good week, Chuck.
Pierced and Sliced Phukdat!
Brad Culpepper Mental deficiency lead to more than one crime at a time.
Buckets of Coins Iniciar rodando esas monedas, Pedro!
Danielle Bradshaw That's socialized medicine for you! Skimping on prosthesis payouts.
John Lind What kind of distance are we talking when he hit her coffee cup?
Girls <---->Boys Finally we find a city council with some backbone! Kudos to the Stamford Hill Gang!
Florida Law A legislature's job is obviously obfuscation.
Fljotsdalsherao Of course he's just Nessie's sibling.
The Fokkens Sisters I still don't understand US's phobia of the human body & it's uses.
NOTE TO WUvians: Mom has removed to more Northern climes and I, too, have washed the stigma of Xanth from my address.
Another good week, Chuck.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/10/14 at 09:39 AM
Beauty pageant: I wouldn't say ugly, ges, but distinctly plain. Any guesses as to how many years she's been 28?
F-State guns: so, what if I shoot at someone and miss? Do I get off scot-free, because I was standing my ground, or do I get 20 years for a warning shot? BTW, what if a cop fires and misses? How long do they get in the jug?
Sidewalks: Heaven forbid that the strict guys should deviate from their course and avoid brushing against women that way. Eejits.
F-State guns: so, what if I shoot at someone and miss? Do I get off scot-free, because I was standing my ground, or do I get 20 years for a warning shot? BTW, what if a cop fires and misses? How long do they get in the jug?
Sidewalks: Heaven forbid that the strict guys should deviate from their course and avoid brushing against women that way. Eejits.
Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 11/10/14 at 09:40 AM
Pagent mom- Take that kid away that mom is psycho.
vegan mutilation- Hurt only humans not animals, I see.
fake it- Do it right and you won't get caught.
coins- Very unprofessional by the company.
chopping of good parts- Here the parents would be charged with abuse for allowing the first amputation.
sidewalks- Its YOUR religion YOU stay off the sidewalk.
kill/warn- Its the F-state it ain't gotta make sense.
Heroin- Most original show and tell ever!
vegan mutilation- Hurt only humans not animals, I see.
fake it- Do it right and you won't get caught.
coins- Very unprofessional by the company.
chopping of good parts- Here the parents would be charged with abuse for allowing the first amputation.
sidewalks- Its YOUR religion YOU stay off the sidewalk.
kill/warn- Its the F-state it ain't gotta make sense.
Heroin- Most original show and tell ever!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/10/14 at 06:12 PM
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