News of the Weird (October 13, 2013)
News of the Weird
Weirdnuz.M340, October 13, 2013
Copyright 2013 by Chuck Shepherd
Lead Story
A few still-primitive cultures inexplicably celebrate such female adornments as the stacking of metal neck rings and the inserting of saucer-size disks into pierced earlobes. For “civilized” society, there is the annual Paris Fashion Week in September, when renowned designers outfit brave, otherwise-gorgeous models in grotesque clothing. Among the ensembles witnessed by a New York Times critic this year: a hat resembling steroid-enhanced stalks of peas; a shoe appearing to sprout twig-studs; “a flexible cage covered in doughnuts of black satin”; and a pillow clutch with (for some reason) its own porthole. [New York Times, 9-30-2013]
Recurring Themes
News of the Weird first reported successful “stool implants” among family members in 2007 (to cure infections such as C. difficile by introducing the donor’s “good” microbes to overcome an imbalance of “bad” bacteria in a relative’s intestine). In 2012, however, two University of California, Davis, neurosurgeons boldly extended the cutting-edge treatment for three patients with a highly malignant brain tumor unresponsive to treatment. The doctors tried infusing bowel bacteria directly into the tumor, but the patients died, nonetheless. Although the patients had given fully-informed consent, the school in August 2013 pressured Drs. J. Paul Muizelaar and Rudolph Schrot to resign for having violated internal and FDA procedures. [Sacramento Bee, 7-22-2012] [KOVR-TV (Sacramento), 8-25-2013]
It is well known that hospitals charge for medical supplies far in excess of what the products would cost at drug stores, but an August New York Times investigation of "saline drips" vividly demonstrated the disconnect. Though Medicare reimburses $1.07 for a 1-liter plastic bag of salt water (supplied by a subsidiary of Morton Salt), White Plains (N.Y.) Hospital charged patients' insurance companies like Aetna and United Healthcare $91 per bag. Other hospitals decline to charge per-bag, listing only "IV therapy" of, for example, $393.50 for hooking up the drip. [New York Times, 8-27-2013]
From the world’s cosmetic-surgery capital (South Korea, where one woman in five has had at least one procedure) comes the “Smile Lipt” offered by Aone Plastic Surgery in the city of Yongin, designed to produce a permanent smile (associated with success). The Smile Lipt turns downward-drooping lip corners upward, to allow a persistent smile resembling that of Batman’s nemesis, The Joker. [BusinessInsider.com.au, 8-17-2013]
PREVIOUSLY ON WEIRD UNIVERSE: Among the more repugnant paraphilias covered in News of the Weird is toilet-peeping--men who set up underneath the seats in public outhouses (sometimes wearing a raincoat), and wait for a user to answer nature’s call. In August, Kenneth Enlow, 52, pleaded guilty after a woman found him the month before in a privy in White Water Park in Tulsa County, Okla., "standing with his head and shoulders out of the hole . . . covered in feces," according to a deputy. Enlow’s initial explanation was that his girlfriend had knocked him unconscious with a tire iron and dumped him there. [KOTV (Tulsa), 7-9-2013]
Another Hard-Working Lawyer: The Dayton Daily News reported in March that a September audit of Dayton lawyer Ben Swift (the highest-paid court-appointed public defender in Ohio, at $142,900 in a recent year) revealed several invoices demanding government payment for workdays of more than 20 hours, and in one case, 29. Swift’s attorney said his client was guilty only of bad record-keeping. [Associated Press via WBNS-TV (Columbus), 9-12-2013]
Patients with gargantuan tumors, but intimidated by the cost of treatment, create the possibility that by the time they can afford an operation, the tumor itself will be heavier than the post-surgery patient. A 59-year-old man in Bakersfield, Calif., finally had surgery in August, after 14 years' waiting during which his set of tumors grew to 200 pounds. Bakersfield surgeon Vipul Dev noted that the sprawled tumors dragged the floor when the man sat and that the surgery was complicated by the patient’s shape, which could not be accommodated by the hospital's MRI and CT scan machines. [KGET-TV (Bakersfield), 8-27-2013]
In 2010, Chinese agencies stepped up “birth tourism” packages for rich pregnant women to book vacations in America timed to their due-dates--to exploit the U.S. Constitution’s guarantee of citizenship to anyone born here and thus giving the Chinese children future competitive advantages against non-Americans who must apply for U.S. visas. A September USA Today report indicated that more Chinese mothers now prefer to land in the U.S. territory of Northern Mariana Islands (where birth also bestows citizenship), to the consternation of Islands officials who would prefer traditional Chinese tourists instead of the “birthers.” (Historians agree that the 14th Amendment birth right was aimed at assuring citizenship for freed slaves.) [USA Today, 9-10-2013]
Updates
At Hong Kong’s traditional “Hungry Ghost” festival in August, in which people burn fake money on top of ancestors’ graves to support their afterlife styles, a weaker economy, and inflation, seem to have upped the ante for the gifts. An August Wall Street Journal dispatch noted that the denominations of burnable “currency” sold in stores have appreciated, including one “valued” at one trillion Hong Kong dollars (US$130 billion). (Some festival-goers asked, sensibly, about how the ancestor could expect change from such a bill if he needed to make a small afterlife purchase.) [Wall Street Journal, 8-20-2013]
The family of the great Native American Olympic athlete and Oklahoma native Jim Thorpe (1988-1953) was so disappointed that the then-governor of Oklahoma would not properly honor Thorpe on his death that one faction of his family moved the body to Pennsylvania, where he had no discernible ties but where municipal officials eagerly offered to name a town after him. Since then, Jim Thorpe, Pa. (current population, 4,800), has withstood legal challenges seeking to return the body to Oklahoma, including a recent federal court decision upholding the entire town as a Native American “museum.” One grandson said that Thorpe spoke to him at a sweat lodge in Texas in 2010, telling him to leave the body in Jim Thorpe, with "no more pain created in my name." [Associated Press via NBC News, 9-5-2013]
PREVIOUSLY: Anthony Alleyne appeared in News of the Weird in 2003 for turning his Hinckley, England, home, into a replica of the command center of Star Trek's starship Enterprise (including transporter control, warp core drive, infinity mirror, etc.). When he later tried to sell it, he learned that, somehow, potential buyers failed to value the house as much as Alleyne imagined. In September 2013, Alleyne was back in the news as Leicester Crown Court sentenced him to three months in prison for viewing child pornography--a diversion that he blamed on years of depression following marital difficulties and of course the brutal real estate market. [BBC News, 9-6-2013]
The Raelian sect initially made News of the Weird in 1998 when “Bishop” Brigitte Boisselier ran a human-cloning start-up planning to charge $200,000 to make identical twins. Raelian’s core belief is that humanity descended from extra-terrestrials arriving on spaceships whose inhabitants explained to Raelian founder Claude Vorilhon that life’s purpose is to experience sexual pleasure. Recently, a Raelian “priestess," Nadine Gary, has turned the sect’s attention to counseling victims of the anti-pleasure Female Genital Mutilation, which, though horrifyingly painful, remains traditional among some African societies, and enlisted a prominent U.S. surgeon to undo the procedure, pro bono. Wrote London’s The Guardian, in an August dispatch from the surgeon’s San Francisco clinic, "[J]ust 12 minutes of delicate scalpel work [to restore the clitoris] removes a lifetime of discomfort." [The Guardian, 8-24-2013]
The story of Kopi Luwak coffee is by now a News of the Weird staple, begun in 1993 with the first reports that a super-premium market existed for coffee beans digested by certain Asian civet cats, collected, washed, and brewed. In June, news broke that civets were being mistreated--captured from the wild and caged solely for their bean-adulterating usefulness. In August the American Chemical Society reported that a “gas chromatography and mass spectrometry” test had finally been developed to assure buyers that their $227/lb. Kopi Luwak beans had, indeed, been excreted by genuine Asian civets. (Thus, Kopi Luwak drinkers, at up to $80 a cup in California, can sip their brews without fear of being ripped off.) [USA Today, 9-11-2013]
Thanks This Week to the News of the Weird Senior Advisors (Jenny T. Beatty, Paul Di Filippo, Ginger Katz, Joe Littrell, Matt Mirapaul, Paul Music, Karl Olson, and Jim Sweeney) and Board of Editorial Advisors (Tom Barker, Paul Blumstein, Harry Farkas, Sam Gaines, Herb Jue, Emory Kimbrough, Scott Langill, Bob McCabe, Steve Miller, Christopher Nalty, Mark Neunder, Sandy Pearlman, Bob Pert, Larry Ellis Reed, Peter Smagorinsky, Rob Snyder, Stephen Taylor, Bruce Townley, and Jerry Whittle).
Weirdnuz.M340, October 13, 2013
Copyright 2013 by Chuck Shepherd
Lead Story
A few still-primitive cultures inexplicably celebrate such female adornments as the stacking of metal neck rings and the inserting of saucer-size disks into pierced earlobes. For “civilized” society, there is the annual Paris Fashion Week in September, when renowned designers outfit brave, otherwise-gorgeous models in grotesque clothing. Among the ensembles witnessed by a New York Times critic this year: a hat resembling steroid-enhanced stalks of peas; a shoe appearing to sprout twig-studs; “a flexible cage covered in doughnuts of black satin”; and a pillow clutch with (for some reason) its own porthole. [New York Times, 9-30-2013]
Recurring Themes
News of the Weird first reported successful “stool implants” among family members in 2007 (to cure infections such as C. difficile by introducing the donor’s “good” microbes to overcome an imbalance of “bad” bacteria in a relative’s intestine). In 2012, however, two University of California, Davis, neurosurgeons boldly extended the cutting-edge treatment for three patients with a highly malignant brain tumor unresponsive to treatment. The doctors tried infusing bowel bacteria directly into the tumor, but the patients died, nonetheless. Although the patients had given fully-informed consent, the school in August 2013 pressured Drs. J. Paul Muizelaar and Rudolph Schrot to resign for having violated internal and FDA procedures. [Sacramento Bee, 7-22-2012] [KOVR-TV (Sacramento), 8-25-2013]
It is well known that hospitals charge for medical supplies far in excess of what the products would cost at drug stores, but an August New York Times investigation of "saline drips" vividly demonstrated the disconnect. Though Medicare reimburses $1.07 for a 1-liter plastic bag of salt water (supplied by a subsidiary of Morton Salt), White Plains (N.Y.) Hospital charged patients' insurance companies like Aetna and United Healthcare $91 per bag. Other hospitals decline to charge per-bag, listing only "IV therapy" of, for example, $393.50 for hooking up the drip. [New York Times, 8-27-2013]
From the world’s cosmetic-surgery capital (South Korea, where one woman in five has had at least one procedure) comes the “Smile Lipt” offered by Aone Plastic Surgery in the city of Yongin, designed to produce a permanent smile (associated with success). The Smile Lipt turns downward-drooping lip corners upward, to allow a persistent smile resembling that of Batman’s nemesis, The Joker. [BusinessInsider.com.au, 8-17-2013]
PREVIOUSLY ON WEIRD UNIVERSE: Among the more repugnant paraphilias covered in News of the Weird is toilet-peeping--men who set up underneath the seats in public outhouses (sometimes wearing a raincoat), and wait for a user to answer nature’s call. In August, Kenneth Enlow, 52, pleaded guilty after a woman found him the month before in a privy in White Water Park in Tulsa County, Okla., "standing with his head and shoulders out of the hole . . . covered in feces," according to a deputy. Enlow’s initial explanation was that his girlfriend had knocked him unconscious with a tire iron and dumped him there. [KOTV (Tulsa), 7-9-2013]
Another Hard-Working Lawyer: The Dayton Daily News reported in March that a September audit of Dayton lawyer Ben Swift (the highest-paid court-appointed public defender in Ohio, at $142,900 in a recent year) revealed several invoices demanding government payment for workdays of more than 20 hours, and in one case, 29. Swift’s attorney said his client was guilty only of bad record-keeping. [Associated Press via WBNS-TV (Columbus), 9-12-2013]
Patients with gargantuan tumors, but intimidated by the cost of treatment, create the possibility that by the time they can afford an operation, the tumor itself will be heavier than the post-surgery patient. A 59-year-old man in Bakersfield, Calif., finally had surgery in August, after 14 years' waiting during which his set of tumors grew to 200 pounds. Bakersfield surgeon Vipul Dev noted that the sprawled tumors dragged the floor when the man sat and that the surgery was complicated by the patient’s shape, which could not be accommodated by the hospital's MRI and CT scan machines. [KGET-TV (Bakersfield), 8-27-2013]
In 2010, Chinese agencies stepped up “birth tourism” packages for rich pregnant women to book vacations in America timed to their due-dates--to exploit the U.S. Constitution’s guarantee of citizenship to anyone born here and thus giving the Chinese children future competitive advantages against non-Americans who must apply for U.S. visas. A September USA Today report indicated that more Chinese mothers now prefer to land in the U.S. territory of Northern Mariana Islands (where birth also bestows citizenship), to the consternation of Islands officials who would prefer traditional Chinese tourists instead of the “birthers.” (Historians agree that the 14th Amendment birth right was aimed at assuring citizenship for freed slaves.) [USA Today, 9-10-2013]
Updates
At Hong Kong’s traditional “Hungry Ghost” festival in August, in which people burn fake money on top of ancestors’ graves to support their afterlife styles, a weaker economy, and inflation, seem to have upped the ante for the gifts. An August Wall Street Journal dispatch noted that the denominations of burnable “currency” sold in stores have appreciated, including one “valued” at one trillion Hong Kong dollars (US$130 billion). (Some festival-goers asked, sensibly, about how the ancestor could expect change from such a bill if he needed to make a small afterlife purchase.) [Wall Street Journal, 8-20-2013]
The family of the great Native American Olympic athlete and Oklahoma native Jim Thorpe (1988-1953) was so disappointed that the then-governor of Oklahoma would not properly honor Thorpe on his death that one faction of his family moved the body to Pennsylvania, where he had no discernible ties but where municipal officials eagerly offered to name a town after him. Since then, Jim Thorpe, Pa. (current population, 4,800), has withstood legal challenges seeking to return the body to Oklahoma, including a recent federal court decision upholding the entire town as a Native American “museum.” One grandson said that Thorpe spoke to him at a sweat lodge in Texas in 2010, telling him to leave the body in Jim Thorpe, with "no more pain created in my name." [Associated Press via NBC News, 9-5-2013]
PREVIOUSLY: Anthony Alleyne appeared in News of the Weird in 2003 for turning his Hinckley, England, home, into a replica of the command center of Star Trek's starship Enterprise (including transporter control, warp core drive, infinity mirror, etc.). When he later tried to sell it, he learned that, somehow, potential buyers failed to value the house as much as Alleyne imagined. In September 2013, Alleyne was back in the news as Leicester Crown Court sentenced him to three months in prison for viewing child pornography--a diversion that he blamed on years of depression following marital difficulties and of course the brutal real estate market. [BBC News, 9-6-2013]
The Raelian sect initially made News of the Weird in 1998 when “Bishop” Brigitte Boisselier ran a human-cloning start-up planning to charge $200,000 to make identical twins. Raelian’s core belief is that humanity descended from extra-terrestrials arriving on spaceships whose inhabitants explained to Raelian founder Claude Vorilhon that life’s purpose is to experience sexual pleasure. Recently, a Raelian “priestess," Nadine Gary, has turned the sect’s attention to counseling victims of the anti-pleasure Female Genital Mutilation, which, though horrifyingly painful, remains traditional among some African societies, and enlisted a prominent U.S. surgeon to undo the procedure, pro bono. Wrote London’s The Guardian, in an August dispatch from the surgeon’s San Francisco clinic, "[J]ust 12 minutes of delicate scalpel work [to restore the clitoris] removes a lifetime of discomfort." [The Guardian, 8-24-2013]
The story of Kopi Luwak coffee is by now a News of the Weird staple, begun in 1993 with the first reports that a super-premium market existed for coffee beans digested by certain Asian civet cats, collected, washed, and brewed. In June, news broke that civets were being mistreated--captured from the wild and caged solely for their bean-adulterating usefulness. In August the American Chemical Society reported that a “gas chromatography and mass spectrometry” test had finally been developed to assure buyers that their $227/lb. Kopi Luwak beans had, indeed, been excreted by genuine Asian civets. (Thus, Kopi Luwak drinkers, at up to $80 a cup in California, can sip their brews without fear of being ripped off.) [USA Today, 9-11-2013]
Thanks This Week to the News of the Weird Senior Advisors (Jenny T. Beatty, Paul Di Filippo, Ginger Katz, Joe Littrell, Matt Mirapaul, Paul Music, Karl Olson, and Jim Sweeney) and Board of Editorial Advisors (Tom Barker, Paul Blumstein, Harry Farkas, Sam Gaines, Herb Jue, Emory Kimbrough, Scott Langill, Bob McCabe, Steve Miller, Christopher Nalty, Mark Neunder, Sandy Pearlman, Bob Pert, Larry Ellis Reed, Peter Smagorinsky, Rob Snyder, Stephen Taylor, Bruce Townley, and Jerry Whittle).
Comments
Are we sure that these fashion shows weren't displaying this year's must-wear Halloween costumes for the fashionistas?
Posted by Phred22 on 10/13/13 at 10:31 AM
Fashion Week Sorry, Chuck, but I can't find animated, anorexic bone-sacks 'gorgeous'. Now, if you want to discuss Vicky's Angles..... :coolsmile:
Infused poo The professional version of 'shit for brains' or...
Q: What do you call the dude that graduated last in his class at medical school?
Salt Water Obama's going to fix all this! Just you watch!
BTW, ya can't buy 5% Saline without a prescription but you can buy contact lens wash.
Plastic Surgery Plus Holy dumped in the shitter, Batman.
Lawyer First, kill all the... Ah... we've gone over this material before.
14th Amendment I've been preaching against this for decades! It's time SOMEBODIES GET OFF THEIR ASSES AND START REPRESENTING THE PEOPLE! (REF: Previous note, too.)
A: Doctor.
Infused poo The professional version of 'shit for brains' or...
Q: What do you call the dude that graduated last in his class at medical school?
Salt Water Obama's going to fix all this! Just you watch!
BTW, ya can't buy 5% Saline without a prescription but you can buy contact lens wash.
Plastic Surgery Plus Holy dumped in the shitter, Batman.
Lawyer First, kill all the... Ah... we've gone over this material before.
14th Amendment I've been preaching against this for decades! It's time SOMEBODIES GET OFF THEIR ASSES AND START REPRESENTING THE PEOPLE! (REF: Previous note, too.)
A: Doctor.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/13/13 at 11:28 AM
"The family of the great Native American Olympic athlete and Oklahoma native Jim Thorpe (1988-1953)" should be justly proud of a man who arranged to be born 35 years AFTER he died.
Posted by tadchem on 10/13/13 at 05:34 PM
fashion- The goal of the past, striking new fashions, has become freakish attention grabbers instead.
brains- Experimenting on humans is supposed to be illegal.
medical mark up- That, my friends, is exactly where healthcare reform should begin.
smile- CREEPY!
poop camo- So gross! What possesses people??
lawyer overpaid- Its called fraud, he needs so jail time and to lose his license to practice law.
Raelians- They may be strange but they are championing a good cause.
cat coffee- I would not drink it for free.
brains- Experimenting on humans is supposed to be illegal.
medical mark up- That, my friends, is exactly where healthcare reform should begin.
smile- CREEPY!
poop camo- So gross! What possesses people??
lawyer overpaid- Its called fraud, he needs so jail time and to lose his license to practice law.
Raelians- They may be strange but they are championing a good cause.
cat coffee- I would not drink it for free.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/14/13 at 12:12 PM
IV Therapy And I thought the markup at my local watering hole was high.
Toilet-Peeping"Enlow’s initial explanation was that his girlfriend had ... dumped him there."
Toilet-Peeping"Enlow’s initial explanation was that his girlfriend had ... dumped him there."
Posted by Billy on 10/15/13 at 03:12 AM
IV prices (and tumors, too): and of course the Teabaggers will claim that Obamacare will only make things worse. Tell you what, over here we have our problems with grafting in the medical industry but it's nowhere near as bad as it is leftside of the pond... and all because of government regulation. Sometimes I do love living in a horrible, pink-livered, socialist, damned commie Western European country.
Speaking of which... over here in Europe we tend to associate permasmiles with sleazy lawyers, overly-slick politicians, and stewardesses (sorry, "air hostesses"). So I predict this operation will be all the rage in LA, DC and The Hague next year.
Raelian: is that even possible? If so, this may be the first time ever I find myself agreeing with those nutcases.
Speaking of which... over here in Europe we tend to associate permasmiles with sleazy lawyers, overly-slick politicians, and stewardesses (sorry, "air hostesses"). So I predict this operation will be all the rage in LA, DC and The Hague next year.
Raelian: is that even possible? If so, this may be the first time ever I find myself agreeing with those nutcases.
Posted by Richard Bos on 10/15/13 at 09:14 AM
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