Next Time Shower At Home

Timothy James Chapek's B&E career just isn't working out. After breaking into a Portland, Oregon home he decided to take a shower. Unfortunately, for Tim, he did not have nearly as much time to lounge around as he thought. The homeowner, and his 2 German shepherds, came home and asked Tim what he was doing in the house. Tim locked himself in the bathroom and called 911 requesting help as he feared the homeowner might have a gun, you know, in addition to the 2 German shepherds
Update: Our boy Tim was not finished with just B&E. Failure to appear in court and car theft are also in his repertoire.

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Posted By: Alex - Tue Mar 08, 2011
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freakin' hilarious! :lol: bonus: the 911 call center was recieving calls from the intruder and the homeowner simutaniously!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/08/11 at 08:40 PM

we have that too kdp. unless the exchange is recorded on a 911 tape because the intruder is scared and unarmed, something to think about. i have no problem with a violent intruder getting shot, but if it is just some stupid or drunk or stupid and drunk idiot who means no harm...well stupid is not a capital offence. nor should it be eccept in the case of darwin award winners who do it to themselves.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/09/11 at 12:09 PM

that's great! although I have to say fully dressed girl with 2 large dogs and a possible gun trumps one naked intruder any day. :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/09/11 at 05:28 PM

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