Not A Car JACKING
It was more of a car fellating. A 23 year old New Jersey woman reported a car jacking, stating that she was injured when thrown from her car by an assailant. Upon further questioning she admitted the truth. She picked up a man, who she let drive her car while she gave him oral sex. Since some people cannot multi-task he wrecked into a tree causing her injury. The car was then set ablaze, presumably to destroy evidence of the true nature of the JOY ride. The woman is facing charges and as of yet refuses to identify the man involved in the incident.
UPDATE: Apparently the real story, while interesting, involved no sex. Rather, it involved a stolen laptop and two very dumb criminals.
UPDATE: Apparently the real story, while interesting, involved no sex. Rather, it involved a stolen laptop and two very dumb criminals.
Comments
oops! i hope her insurance covers whom ever she lets drive the car! :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/15/10 at 06:21 PM
She must have realized they were going to crash and dis-engaged. Otherwise, he could be missing more than a good time. 🐛
Posted by done on 07/15/10 at 07:41 PM
OUCH! :ahhh:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/15/10 at 07:51 PM
Good one :lol:
Posted by done on 07/16/10 at 12:09 AM
I'll bet hitting that tree sucked.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/16/10 at 12:28 AM
this girl and her boyfriend are idiots! check out the update link.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/16/10 at 01:30 AM
“Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive” - Sir Walter Scott
Posted by done on 07/16/10 at 10:40 PM
yes and obviously they need more practice! :cheese:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/16/10 at 10:45 PM
At lying, driving, stealing, eluding and/or all of the above. I think she's probably got the fellatio thing down pat. 💋
Posted by done on 07/16/10 at 10:50 PM
did somebody call me? 😉
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/16/10 at 11:01 PM
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