Not Well Trained

A 22 year old German journalism student who, apparently, was not well trained in travel etiquette was injured today. Upon being kicked off of a train because he did not have a ticket he became upset. So he did the most mature thing he could think of and mooned the rail staff. But, he got too close to the closing doors allowing his pants to become caught. The young man was then dragged approximately 200 meters along the platform and on to the tracks. Fortunately a quick thinking passenger pulled the emergency brake. Cuts and bruises were the worst of the lucky guy's injuries. Then again he might not be too lucky, he's facing charges due to his actions and the delays they caused. He may also face monetary penalties. He has said he is sorry though, so hopefully he's learned something here. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20091012/od_nm/us_germany_bottom

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Posted By: Alex - Mon Oct 12, 2009
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this guy has a bad track record now. maybe next time he will just turn the other cheek instead of railing against people who just burn his ass. maybe there was a full moon and that's what made him act so badly.

okay, i'm done. how'd i do dumbfounded oh king of the pun? i but toil in the shadow of your greatness love. 😉

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/13/09 at 12:18 AM

Pandering to the mighty again, Patty? Tsk, tsk! 😡

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/13/09 at 08:00 AM

Maximum points! Are you sure you haven't been coached? :lol:

But I'm so steamed you've taken all the good ones. I may have to see if I can engineer it for Santa to switch your goods for coal. Then again am I ignoring a danger signal by crossing you, or just being a bit of a shunt?

Posted by Dumbfounded on 10/13/09 at 10:14 AM

"maybe there was a full moon and that's what made him act so badly"

Or maybe it's just a phase he's going through?

Posted by Dumbfounded on 10/13/09 at 10:15 AM

That last statement you made DF tracks for me!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/13/09 at 11:44 AM

You sure highballed that one right past us!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/13/09 at 12:43 PM

you guys are the coolest!!! :coolsmile:
you're still the pun king dumbfounded.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/13/09 at 02:40 PM

he's not ass famous ass you think pb. 😝

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/15/09 at 07:31 AM

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