Not White Trash—Just Trashed

No one said he was white trash, but the decision to sleep off a bender in a recycling dumpster resulted in the same verdict. After being collected, he was compacted twice but survived with minor injuries. Here's the link to the story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/13/justin-gilpatrick-survives-recycling-truck-compactor_n_1772507.html?ir=Weird+News

Here's a picture of the survivor -- Justin Gilpatrick.

According to the a newscast on the link, his drunk friend decided to drive home instead and totaled a VW in a three car accident.

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Posted By: gdanea - Tue Aug 14, 2012
Category: Public Humiliation

Comments

What? No Dianogas?

Posted by Fluffy Bunny Slippers on 08/15/12 at 01:36 AM

Natural selection!

Think about it.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 08/15/12 at 06:08 AM

He will never win a Darwin Award that way.

Posted by tadchem on 08/15/12 at 08:51 AM

Drunk enough to sleep in a dumpster!? Wow, gross. I hope he mans it when he says he is never drinking again.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 08/15/12 at 09:14 AM

And that's a better decision that his buddy made.

Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 08/15/12 at 10:22 AM

No, Idiot and Imbicile, Dumb and Dumber, DUH and DOH, one as bad as the other.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 08/15/12 at 07:41 PM

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