Nut loss during team building

Richard Langtry became a little over-enthusiastic during a day of team building and decided to give his employee, Michael Peacock, a friendly male-bonding tug. Which is to say he "grabbed [Peacock's] left testicle, squeezed it hard and pulled it down as if to rip it from his groin." Peacock is now one nut short, and is suing just about everyone even remotely associated with the day of team building. [pix11.com]

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Posted By: Alex - Wed Jun 17, 2015
Category: Business | Genitals

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Tort law REALLY has to be changed to make those filing false/spurious claims pay the loosing side's bill if/when they lose.

Sue the boss, he grabbed your nut.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 06/17/15 at 10:03 AM

If you read the story, at one point they state:
"The court filing claims that Langtry [the boss] had to undergo three surgeries ending in the removal of one of his testicles. Peacock [the victim], a father of two, says his sex life is no longer the same. After the team-building seminar Langtry was fired..."

Really should proofread these things...

Posted by crc on 06/17/15 at 12:27 PM

It's all fun and games until someone loses a testicle!

Posted by KDP on 06/17/15 at 12:30 PM

And what other strange games do they play besides jerking each others testicles? Running around a fire at night naked howling at the moon beating on drums. I avoid this type of male bonding. I got all I will ever needed in the army during the war hiding in bunkers during mortar attacks. I much rather physically bond with women. There are only two people allowed to touch my family jewels. My doctor on my annual physical with the cough and squeeze exam and friendly women. Oh yes Golden and black labs who seem to enjoy a good long sniff and nuzzle down there as part of the doggie making friends ritual.

Posted by Gator Guy on 06/17/15 at 06:22 PM

Maybe he meant to pull his leg and slipped. Easy to do when you're blitzed drunk.

Posted by Gary Foster on 06/22/15 at 09:56 AM

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