Only Driven By A Little Old Lady

Remember the old used car salesman's line , "It was only driven by a little old lady to church on Sundays" as a selling point? Well anyone hearing about this 82 year old lady who was ticketed for 110MPH in a 55MPH zone, won't be too impressed by it. Her, "I was running late for an appointment. " excuse was no go with the court. That'll be a ninety day driver's license suspension and $1,103 fine please.

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Posted By: Alex - Fri Oct 15, 2010
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82 driving 110mph! how freaking scary is that! that old line i quoted jumped right to mind and made me laugh, hope it works for you all too.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/15/10 at 07:09 PM

pffffft ... 110MPH .. that's nothing .. my speedometer goes to 160MPH and I've had it close ... ZOOOOOOM !!!! :gulp:

Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 10/15/10 at 08:05 PM

why does that not suprise me sweetie? 😊

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/15/10 at 08:44 PM

I think mine only goes to 140, and that's in kilos...

Posted by jswolf19 in Japan on 10/16/10 at 07:44 AM

I'll take you for a ride in my spider convertible someday soon Patty. Unfortunately the back seat is almost non-existent. :red:

Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 10/16/10 at 10:13 AM

have you never done it in the front seat?

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/16/10 at 09:01 PM

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