Orange Yarn Beards

A follow-up to those etsy Bearded Beanies I posted about two weeks ago. Those were bad enough, but sending a teenager out in one of these Orange Yarn Beards seems downright cruel. They look a bit like mops attached to their faces. If you want to get one, they're available on etsy. Only $19!

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Posted By: Alex - Wed May 16, 2012
Category: Fashion | Headgear

Comments

Looks like a can of Chef Boy-ar-dee exploded on their face!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/16/12 at 09:50 AM

Cue up "Dueling Banjos".

Posted by KDP on 05/16/12 at 09:51 AM

You should see the dwarf beards. those are awesome! http://www.regretsy.com/2012/02/09/dont-look-a-gift-norse-in-the-mouth/

Posted by Anonypenguin on 05/16/12 at 10:42 AM

@Chilly-Willy's Buddy: Looks like a serious upgrade!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/16/12 at 11:16 AM

Those are pretty cool Anonypenguin! Larpers would love them. As for the one above, I want to see it on Justin Beiber! LOL

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/16/12 at 01:33 PM

I have a piece of brown shag carpet that I shove under the truck to lie on when I do an oil change. I am willing to sell it, 1 square foot at a time, for a DYI beard. Cheap at $10.00 plus postage and handling per square.

Posted by BMN on 05/16/12 at 02:48 PM

Yes, kids! Now you can be mistaken for Doctor Zoidberg or perhaps Cthulu! :ahhh:

Posted by A Mindful Webworker on 05/18/12 at 09:45 AM

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