Party Favors

Delightful mother of the year planning her daughter's 18th birthday party didn't think a limo ride to London for an evening of partying was enough. To make sure they had a good time she got 12 baggies of cocaine for the trip. The party was to be in February but unfortunately for mom police stopped by on the 31 of January to talk to her and caught her with the drugs. Having had 6 previous convictions tends to get you extra police attention.

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Posted By: Alex - Thu Sep 10, 2015
Category: Drugs | Parents

Comments

This, so called, 'war on drugs' is the best money pit gubments have come up with since Viet Nam. Amazing how much money has been spent over the decades with not one jot of success to date. Somebody's GOT to be getting rich off this! Police unions? Prison admins? Surely not politicians!

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/10/15 at 11:26 PM

Too true. They should legalize all drugs - no more prescriptions. And no government assistance to those who overdose or are too zoned out to work.

Posted by RobK on 09/14/15 at 12:50 PM

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