Pee Pocket

The Pee Pocket is yet another device that allows women to pee standing up. (I'm pretty sure I've posted about several other such devices.) It was designed by a heart surgeon. But what caught my eye were the possible plans to come out with a camouflage version of it marketed to hunters. Says the inventor in an interview with Local News 8 of Idaho Falls: "Hunters have all this garb and warm gear on, and they can't get it off. When they go to the bathroom, it's not just unzip. Sometimes it's cold, and it doesn't reach, so they put this inside the clothes to give them the extra length they need to pee without taking off all the garb."

I guess it's important that the hunters stay fully camouflaged while relieving themselves.

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Posted By: Alex - Tue Oct 21, 2014
Category: Body Fluids

Comments

I remember those things hitting the market decades ago!?! There's no 'invention' there.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/21/14 at 09:51 AM

Seems like it would not be snug enough to put on before the hunter garb. And if you have to unzip, etc to put it on after the fact, it doesn't seem like much of a benefit. I suppose if you are extra short, you could get some extension, as the inventor notes.

Posted by RobK on 10/21/14 at 11:30 AM

My wife says that the most significant invention in the history of civilization is indoor plumbing, and she's not giving that up for anything. Having to hide behind an open car door to pee by the side of the road 50 miles from the nearest rest stop in the winter is one of the reasons she left Woyming.

Posted by tadchem on 10/21/14 at 01:32 PM

I'm sure it is useful enough. Just don't expect me to shake hands afterwards. :down:

Posted by KDP on 10/21/14 at 01:58 PM

I vote with tadchem's wife, hurray indoor plumbing!!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 10/21/14 at 09:09 PM

That is not a piss-poor marketing idea. The person who thought of it sure is a whiz. Your in good hands with their device. (if you are hunting ghosts, remember not to cross the streams)

Posted by Fluffy Bunny Slippers on 10/22/14 at 12:25 AM

I just returned from a hiking trip in Jackson hole Wyoming. I bought myself a pack of these and it made the trip so much easier to be able to hike and just go. Since I was a young girl,I was traumatized by my cousin getting poison Ivy infection on her buttocks. She was in at Boggs forest and crouched down to pee and got her buttocks infected. I have never liked crouching down since then. Thank you for this device and for giving women piece of mind to go hiking and be able to take a stand!!

Posted by Jim teenton on 10/22/14 at 12:54 PM

Interesting story Jim. May I call you Jim?

Posted by RobK on 10/23/14 at 11:32 AM

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