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People Whose Sex Lives Are Worse Than Yours
Actually, the two women (ages 20 and 24) were having a sex fling in a car in Pensacola, Fla., so they have that going for them, but, then (as explained by a Pensacola News Herald reporter): "Some scenarios law enforcement officers just can't be trained for, such as finding a bag of marijuana produced from the rectal area ['from the rectum'] of a female recently engaged in coitus with another female." Pensacola News Herald
Actually, the two women (ages 20 and 24) were having a sex fling in a car in Pensacola, Fla., so they have that going for them, but, then (as explained by a Pensacola News Herald reporter): "Some scenarios law enforcement officers just can't be trained for, such as finding a bag of marijuana produced from the rectal area ['from the rectum'] of a female recently engaged in coitus with another female." Pensacola News Herald
Comments
How are they not prepared for this? I'd bet Maxx has been waiting for just such a scenario since high school.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 03/04/09 at 10:49 AM
Pensacola's a Navy town. Nuff said.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/04/09 at 11:26 AM
I haven't read the story - but how is getting it on with another chick and hiding some reefer worse than my sex life?
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 03/04/09 at 01:44 PM
@ Jules,
I think what makes it worse than your sex life is that the cop didn't let them finish (and he took the pot as evidence).
I think what makes it worse than your sex life is that the cop didn't let them finish (and he took the pot as evidence).
Posted by Matt in Florida on 03/04/09 at 01:54 PM
Jules - Are you hiding your stash up your arse?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/04/09 at 01:56 PM
The fact that they had even started makes it better than my sex life already! 😛
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 03/04/09 at 01:56 PM
Jules - someone was getting laid, so their sex-life is automatically better than ours. Hell, at this point, I'll take some weed shoved up my ass and sex with a woman over what I'm getting! (no, Maxx, you can't watch)
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 03/04/09 at 09:48 PM
@ Yoyogod, you have to know they weren't. Things like this don't ever happen between Scarlett Johansson and Selma Blair.
Except in the deepest recesses of my mind. I don't care if there was no mention of black patent leather undergarments, I can see it clear as day in my mind's eye.
Except in the deepest recesses of my mind. I don't care if there was no mention of black patent leather undergarments, I can see it clear as day in my mind's eye.
Posted by DownCrisis on 03/05/09 at 12:30 AM
I don't think anything is being redefined Jeff. They were apparently engaged in sexual intercourse which can be described as genital contact and not just gettin' busy between a man and a woman.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/05/09 at 08:06 AM
KW - wait for April honey, we can make it happen! 😉
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 03/05/09 at 08:35 AM
I bet Maxx will meet us if you and I got it on in a car in an IHOP parking lot with a bag of weed. Hell, the hubby may show up as well!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 03/05/09 at 08:46 AM
I didn't even see your comment KW. I can't watch?!? I don't want to watch. I want to be the bag of weed.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/05/09 at 08:51 AM
There would be no turning it down at that point Maxx! I don't care what the wife says you'd be kicked out of man town for voluntarily missing that 😉
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 03/05/09 at 08:54 AM
If it was me and Jules, of course you could watch!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 03/05/09 at 08:58 AM
Somebody might have to supply me with a place to live afterwards though because, even though I may still live in man town, I would not be living in my house (but still paying for it).
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/05/09 at 08:58 AM
My couch is open!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 03/05/09 at 09:10 AM
My sister is (or she says she is, never can tell with that girl) that she's buying a house soon. I'm sure you can live with her.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 03/05/09 at 09:12 AM
Would she still like me, Jules, if I'm not married anymore?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/05/09 at 09:17 AM
Oh, you want the whole deal to live with her? I wasn't aware this living situation had to come with perks...
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 03/05/09 at 09:22 AM
I'm not expecting perks but once she lays eyes on me it'll be hard for her to keep her hands off me. Besides, am I supposed to wait for you to visit?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/05/09 at 09:27 AM
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