pervert technique
A pervert with a pick-up technique that even perverts are embarrassed about
A woman went to interview for a $15k job in Morgantown, W.Va., feeling kinda relaxed because the interviewer used to be a neighbor of hers. At the end of the session, he offered the job but provided that she show him her [Carlin's No. 7]. Shocked, she heads for the door. He begs. Come on, it's $300 a week, and all I want is a glimpse! No? OK, before you go, could I at least touch one of 'em? Her disgust mounts. Finally, he sees the light, apologizes profusely, says he didn't know what came over him, and offers her the job with no strings and no on-the-job association with him. She relents. As she's filling out the paperwork, she notices that he's standing there with his junk out, taking care of himself. West Virginia Record
A woman went to interview for a $15k job in Morgantown, W.Va., feeling kinda relaxed because the interviewer used to be a neighbor of hers. At the end of the session, he offered the job but provided that she show him her [Carlin's No. 7]. Shocked, she heads for the door. He begs. Come on, it's $300 a week, and all I want is a glimpse! No? OK, before you go, could I at least touch one of 'em? Her disgust mounts. Finally, he sees the light, apologizes profusely, says he didn't know what came over him, and offers her the job with no strings and no on-the-job association with him. She relents. As she's filling out the paperwork, she notices that he's standing there with his junk out, taking care of himself. West Virginia Record
Comments
I'm going to go ahead and guess that "Carlin's No. 7" is his list of words you can't say on TV?
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/20/08 at 08:36 AM
You are correct Jules.
What's the problem? You should have seen what I had to do to get my job. 😉
What's the problem? You should have seen what I had to do to get my job. 😉
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/20/08 at 08:38 AM
If this guy was a former neighbor you know he had to be peaking in her windows and "doing himself a favor" when he lived there.
What is this world coming to when women can't walk around naked at home anymore? 😉
What is this world coming to when women can't walk around naked at home anymore? 😉
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/20/08 at 08:40 AM
I'm all for women walking around naked at home, at the office, on the street...you name it. Except for the (drum roll please) Chattanooga Hookers.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/20/08 at 08:43 AM
perfect! lol
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/20/08 at 08:49 AM
"The Moment of Clarity"
I like it, I think I will replace "Money Shot" with that!
I like it, I think I will replace "Money Shot" with that!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/20/08 at 09:40 AM
Yeh, that's usually when he realizes he just said, "I love you".
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/20/08 at 09:54 AM
The moment of clarity lasts 30 seconds? That's just an average, right? ^_^
Posted by jswolf19 in Japan on 10/20/08 at 10:47 AM
The difference between Men & Women - you have a 30 second moment of clarity surrounded by, well, who knows what the rest of the day...we have clarity all day long with our 30 seconds when the logical brain stops functioning and we can be conviced to do pretty much anything
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/20/08 at 12:44 PM
Jules - that's kind of what I was alluding to. Men will end up saying or doing anything to get to the 'money shot'. Then we realize we just a rim job to some dwarf guy named Louie while getting it in the rear from Louie's dog, all the while, being filmed by a group of Japanese tourists. Not that that has happened to me, mind you.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/20/08 at 12:48 PM
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