Plush Uterus Choking Hazard

Warning! If you bought your kid this stuffed uterus, you better return it. The uterus has been determined to be unsafe:

The ovaries may be pulled off
and become a choking hazard,
Keep away from children.

For the love of God, just keep the uterus away from the kids!!! (via Consumerist)

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Posted By: Alex - Sat Jan 24, 2009
Category: Toys

Comments

Oddly enough, the warning:

The ovaries may be pulled off and become a choking hazard

can also be found in the <u>The Serial Killers' Guide For Cannabalistic Recipes</u>

Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/24/09 at 08:38 AM

I went through the I Heart Guts site and I have to say that those plushies are ADORABLE! I want the whole set.

Posted by AGFH on 01/24/09 at 09:46 AM

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