Pneumatic Quantitative Kink Enema Machine

This may be a piece of standard medical equipment, but it struck me as a bit odd. Perhaps it's just the chinglish description. From zcruiheng.cn:

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Posted By: Alex - Fri Feb 17, 2012
Category: Hygiene | Inventions | Medicine

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Alex, if I may gently guide your thoughts, the description may not be good english but it is close enough to describing the method for producing a food item. Another clue is the parade of other equipment shown on the manufacturer's site.

I will leave the rest to the reader as an exercise.

Posted by KDP on 02/17/12 at 10:39 AM

Something less than medical. It's a sausage stuffer Sort of reverses the concept.

Posted by Andy on 02/17/12 at 10:53 AM

I agree with Andy. I used a sausage stuffer like this for years. I do believe they ment "link", not kink

Posted by jim on 02/17/12 at 11:01 AM

But why do they call it an Enema Machine?

Posted by Alex on 02/17/12 at 11:03 AM

Alex, how about they called it an enema machine because they looked up "filling kink for natural casings" on the web. 🐛 :red: :sick:

Waiting for Patty to weigh in on using a sausage stuffer...

Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 02/17/12 at 11:18 AM

This link is going to downgrade in a big hurry.....

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/17/12 at 11:39 AM

Or maybe I should have said, This is going to become a smoking kinky link.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/17/12 at 11:41 AM

My theory is that there's been some kind of conspiracy to pass off Kink Enema Machines as "sausage stuffers". Sorry, but the secret is now out!

Posted by Alex on 02/17/12 at 11:43 AM

The English on that site is a bit questionable. I looked at another machine that boasted as it's top feature: "Aircraft noise".

From the site:
..."designed to ensure the meat cut off the fineness, heat a small, cut short cut to improve the product flexibility and production rate.
Features:
1, aircraft noise, high efficiency, energy-saving effect. "

Posted by Miles on 02/17/12 at 12:52 PM

I'm very glad they've included an "excessive kink" feature.

Posted by Chris on 02/17/12 at 01:47 PM

If you hover over Stainless steel auxiliary series, you'll see they also have Enema table, Relieve me of, and Skip the meat.

Posted by ges on 02/17/12 at 04:08 PM

AH SO!!!This Most confusing!! :lol: 😛

Posted by Tyrusguy on 02/17/12 at 06:17 PM

To be fair, a sausage machine injects something into an intestinal casing, whereas an enema machine...

Posted by Steve With A Q on 02/17/12 at 08:59 PM

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