Post-Poo Drops

Available from Aesop chemists. Only for use after "vigorous activity has occurred in the bathroom." I guess that's a euphemism for 'after you've taken a large and smelly dump.'

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Comments

Pretty pricey stuff - 100 ml for $31.00! How much is a bottle of that Orange-Glo stuff at Dollar General?

Posted by KDP on 05/18/12 at 10:46 AM

Really, there are plenty of sprays that work just as well and are a fraction of the cost.

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/18/12 at 12:40 PM

I've found that an open window works wonders.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/18/12 at 01:53 PM

I'd rather have something that does the opposite for a few certain coworker(s) chair cushions 😠

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 05/18/12 at 02:44 PM

I'd think that your boss would poo-poo that idea, BD.

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/18/12 at 04:02 PM

That co-worker's name wouldn't happen to start with a T would it honey? 😉 (according to Jeff Foxwothy Doe in heat urine is what you need, sold where hunting supplies are sold)

Funny Expat! :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/18/12 at 08:53 PM

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