proactive christmastime
Christmastime means a more pro-active, micromanaging Lord
(1) Pelahatchie, Miss., student Lashaundra Clanton made classmates uneasy last week as she slipped into tongues and a Linda Blair voice for a couple of days and told 'em when they were going to die (but it wasn't Satan talking because Satan only tells lies, and Lashaundra says she was telling the truth) (2) Ron Mlodzik apparently had God's help winning the Reader's Digest's "Tell Us a Joke" contest (since it was an excruciatingly stupid joke) so he's giving the $3k prize money away to charity: "God played a role in this [so] I'll give it back to God." (3) God came through with help for this F State woman's mounting medical bills: He placed an image of the Virgin Mary on the woman's MRI scan so she can sell it on eBay. WAPT-TV (Jackson, Miss.) /// Kenosha (Wis.) News /// TCPalm.com (Stuart, Fla.)
(1) Pelahatchie, Miss., student Lashaundra Clanton made classmates uneasy last week as she slipped into tongues and a Linda Blair voice for a couple of days and told 'em when they were going to die (but it wasn't Satan talking because Satan only tells lies, and Lashaundra says she was telling the truth) (2) Ron Mlodzik apparently had God's help winning the Reader's Digest's "Tell Us a Joke" contest (since it was an excruciatingly stupid joke) so he's giving the $3k prize money away to charity: "God played a role in this [so] I'll give it back to God." (3) God came through with help for this F State woman's mounting medical bills: He placed an image of the Virgin Mary on the woman's MRI scan so she can sell it on eBay. WAPT-TV (Jackson, Miss.) /// Kenosha (Wis.) News /// TCPalm.com (Stuart, Fla.)
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God must have been smiling on Ron because his joke is not funny in the slightest.
Posted by AGFH on 12/08/08 at 11:07 AM
"I didn't cuss anyone out," Clanton said. "If it was a demon, I would have tore that school up. I would have thrown desks and everything. I didn't say no cuss words at all." Ahhh, yes. The difference between having God touch you, and having the devil touch you, is the absense of cuss words.
Ron is laughing all the way to the bank. I'll take credit for that joke if it'll give me $3k. But I'll be a selfish B***H and keep the 3k.
avmayes - your state is representin' again this morning.
Ron is laughing all the way to the bank. I'll take credit for that joke if it'll give me $3k. But I'll be a selfish B***H and keep the 3k.
avmayes - your state is representin' again this morning.
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 12/08/08 at 11:15 AM
I think I met this woman once. Seem to have religion on the brain all the time.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 12/08/08 at 11:35 AM
Big Gary - that just really jumped out at me LOL
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 12/08/08 at 11:45 AM
(3) You would think that god could have just healed her instead of allowing her to get sick and rack up the medical bills to begin with.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 12/08/08 at 01:08 PM
Ref Maxx's #3: Maybe she racked up the bills at a church run/owned hospital thereby adding to their coffers so they could do more good works! Like buying more land to build churches on and getting all the elders new cars, etc.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 12/08/08 at 01:22 PM
Big Gary - My amazement was over the fact that if that piece of crap joke won than the other jokes were worse than a piece of crap. I read the story and understand it.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 12/08/08 at 03:01 PM
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