prudente lawn
In the F State, we take our lawns seriously
Joseph Prudente, 66, reported to jail in Pasco County (the next county up from Weird News Central), where he'll sit for a while, with no bail possible. Crime? His lawn is ugly. (Well, technically, it's because the homeowners association sued, and a judge ordered, and Prudente failed to comply.) On the other hand, his mortgage payments just ballooned up $600 a month, his car was repossessed, and his daughter and two young granddaughters had moved in because of their own hard times. If Prudente can somehow squeeze "resodding the lawn" onto the budget, the judge will spring him. St. Petersburg Times
Joseph Prudente, 66, reported to jail in Pasco County (the next county up from Weird News Central), where he'll sit for a while, with no bail possible. Crime? His lawn is ugly. (Well, technically, it's because the homeowners association sued, and a judge ordered, and Prudente failed to comply.) On the other hand, his mortgage payments just ballooned up $600 a month, his car was repossessed, and his daughter and two young granddaughters had moved in because of their own hard times. If Prudente can somehow squeeze "resodding the lawn" onto the budget, the judge will spring him. St. Petersburg Times
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When I retire I want to move to Beacon Woods too. I smell a rat, what's the rest of the story?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/11/08 at 12:17 PM
a $150 fee for "an expert witness" - WTF
Sounds like a lovely community.
Sounds like a lovely community.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/11/08 at 06:43 PM
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